voice;

[hammerhappy]

At first, I feared speaking publicly due to the nature of this device. I am not unfamiliar with Stark phones, even if I have rejected Stark's offers myself. He insisted time and again that the intemperate conditions of my lightning-based power would not destroy the phone, but I have proved that is incorrect here. I destroyed the first that way. And then others from the "click of a button," as they say.

But Loki offered me the Package of Walrus to protect it. It is now doing a suitable job.

I speak to you today to inform you that Loki, no matter how old or how young, is my concern. He is a citizen of Asgard, and while Asgard is not here, those responsibilities remain.

But I do not only wish to speak on heavy matters. I come to recommend that you do not try mead and ice cream in your bathing compartment in your mandated living spaces. It leaves the most foulest of aftertastes. And smells. Aye, I did not think I could ever turn down mead. I have learned otherwise.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

A failed experiment.

It was your idea.

[hammerhappy]

Nay.

[badnewsboy]

Hey! You can't put this on me!

I went to bathe myself and now I'm sticky!

[hammerhappy]

Was it not Loki who said it was possible?

[badnewsboy]

No! ...well

Kind of!

It was a good idea at the time!

[hammerhappy]

Aye. It was Loki.

[badnewsboy]

It just ... it turned out to be not a good idea.

But such is the nature of ideas! You hardly know some results until you've tried them.

[hammerhappy]

So you've accepted fault. Good.

[badnewsboy]

Accepting fault hardly makes me less sticky.

[hammerhappy]

Does the girl you spoke of have a basin you can borrow?

[badnewsboy]

I ... guess I could do that.

It's a bit embarrassing.

[badnewsboy]

This isn't fair!

[hammerhappy]

It was also Loki who knew the basin would lead to stickiness and immersed himself in it just the same.

[badnewsboy]

It didn't look sticky when I got in.

[hammerhappy]

It was not cleaned.

[badnewsboy]

It looked clean. The stickiness was unexpected.

[hammerhappy]

Aye, a rinse was not suitable.

[badnewsboy]

I think we've made it worse.

[badnewsboy]

I'm still all sticky!

[hammerhappy]

Use Midgardian dried powder that burns the nose to clean it.

[badnewsboy]

My nose may fall off.

[hammerhappy]

Should we hire a service that cleans, then?

[badnewsboy]

Usually such services require coin.

[hammerhappy]

Then we shall ask Carol to lend us coin.

[badnewsboy]

Great! All the better for my nose!

Ask her for a bit extra so we can buy a case of pasta in the shape of the vowel O. It comes in a can, have you seen it? It's fascinating.