voice;

[hammerhappy]

At first, I feared speaking publicly due to the nature of this device. I am not unfamiliar with Stark phones, even if I have rejected Stark's offers myself. He insisted time and again that the intemperate conditions of my lightning-based power would not destroy the phone, but I have proved that is incorrect here. I destroyed the first that way. And then others from the "click of a button," as they say.

But Loki offered me the Package of Walrus to protect it. It is now doing a suitable job.

I speak to you today to inform you that Loki, no matter how old or how young, is my concern. He is a citizen of Asgard, and while Asgard is not here, those responsibilities remain.

But I do not only wish to speak on heavy matters. I come to recommend that you do not try mead and ice cream in your bathing compartment in your mandated living spaces. It leaves the most foulest of aftertastes. And smells. Aye, I did not think I could ever turn down mead. I have learned otherwise.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

It just ... it turned out to be not a good idea.

But such is the nature of ideas! You hardly know some results until you've tried them.

[hammerhappy]

So you've accepted fault. Good.

[badnewsboy]

Accepting fault hardly makes me less sticky.

[hammerhappy]

Does the girl you spoke of have a basin you can borrow?

[badnewsboy]

I ... guess I could do that.

It's a bit embarrassing.

[hammerhappy]

Aye, but there was once a time in my youth in which I walked around naked for days because of a mistake. Embarrassment happens.

[badnewsboy]

Yes, okay, this seems like the better option.

[hammerhappy]

If you need something to lift your courage, we still have the six-pack of wheat beverage in the fridge.

[swordhappy]

Which time was this? I can remember many such moments, but I do not recall one that lasted so long.

[hammerhappy]

It was after a great battle.

[swordhappy]

Not exactly an uncommon occurrence, under those circumstances.

[hammerhappy]

Aye. I needed to move swiftly.

[swordhappy]

And clothes were that much of a hindrance?

[hammerhappy]

As you said, it was not the first time. Is it that difficult to imagine?

[though at this point, it might be obvious he is being evasive.

[swordhappy]

[Just slightly. But only because she knows him so well, just as he would know if she tried the same thing.]

For me? You know it is not. I just cannot seem to recall the particular instance.

[hammerhappy]

You fought elsewhere and slept elsewhere that night.

[swordhappy]

...this would not be when we were fighting about something, would it?

[hammerhappy]

No, I had the opportunity to bed three shieldmaidens.

[so.]

[swordhappy]

How lucky for you.

[Good comeback.]

[hammerhappy]

Aye. I thought so.