voice;

[hammerhappy]

At first, I feared speaking publicly due to the nature of this device. I am not unfamiliar with Stark phones, even if I have rejected Stark's offers myself. He insisted time and again that the intemperate conditions of my lightning-based power would not destroy the phone, but I have proved that is incorrect here. I destroyed the first that way. And then others from the "click of a button," as they say.

But Loki offered me the Package of Walrus to protect it. It is now doing a suitable job.

I speak to you today to inform you that Loki, no matter how old or how young, is my concern. He is a citizen of Asgard, and while Asgard is not here, those responsibilities remain.

But I do not only wish to speak on heavy matters. I come to recommend that you do not try mead and ice cream in your bathing compartment in your mandated living spaces. It leaves the most foulest of aftertastes. And smells. Aye, I did not think I could ever turn down mead. I have learned otherwise.

Comments

[hammerhappy]

Pizza.

[swordhappy]

You couldn't just say that?

[badnewsboy]

Let's put the pasta in a can on it!

[hammerhappy]

Nay.

[badnewsboy]

Aw.

[swordhappy]

You do not ruin pizza in such a fashion. Ever.

[badnewsboy]

It could be great.

[swordhappy]

Nooooooo...

[badnewsboy]

Ayyyyyyyyeeeeeee.

[swordhappy]

There is no way it is possible.

[hammerhappy]

There is some charm to it.

Have you had it, Lady Sif?

[swordhappy]

Of course I have. They deliver it reliably from Broxton.

[hammerhappy]

That they do, though I have rarely partaken in the feast myself. I would not choose to remove Volstagg's share.

[swordhappy]

Aye, but if you slap his hand hard enough, he seems to get the hint.

[hammerhappy]

If we both did it, then we would threaten his reputation.

[swordhappy]

Come now, surely the name of Volstagg the Voluminous is too formidable to be damaged by the likes of us.

[hammerhappy]

Aye, tis unlikely, but both Lady Sif and the Son of Odin are the most likely to pose a threat.

[swordhappy]

No defense is too great, for the sake of pizza. Surely you agree.

[hammerhappy]

I do, but there are days when I must pretend to care for the usage of Asgardian gold.

[swordhappy]

That sounds strangely like an idea the All-Mother would have.

[hammerhappy]

Aye. She has had words with me once or thrice.

[swordhappy]

Or more?

[hammerhappy]

I oft employ the tactics of tuning Stark out with her. I feel guilty, but I know what she's saying.

[swordhappy]

I am fairly certain she is more than well aware of that particular trick of yours. We've talked about it.

[hammerhappy]

... You have?