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[ohmycod]

whats up with all this cat stuff
man all you are straight up embarrassing yourselves
glad i didnt go and get affected like some loser
dont got no weird tails or ears over here
tho everyone seems to like me all of a sudden
whatevs im purrfectly normal

wait
uh i meant to say im pawsitively unaffected
fuck no
im feline fine

O)( MY CLAW--ED
I CANT PUN RIG)(T

Comments

[ohmycod]

yeah you think???
this is a catastrophe
cataclysm
clawamity
BAD T)(ING

[thneed]

Cataclysm... heh.

Is it only when you try to make a fish pun or is your speech stuck in pun mode?

[ohmycod]

i cant say nothing fishy
oh my clawed did i really type out nothing normal???
S--E--E?
these puns suck

[thneed]

...Maybe try to make a dog pun instead. I wonder if that'll work.

[ohmycod]

how would making dog pun fix anything
thats pawful

[thneed]

Because then you can pun the puns into other puns.

[ohmycod]

i want FIS)(
not barkbeast or purrbeast or hopbeast puns
whatefur a hopbeast pun would be

[thneed]

I'd be all ears for hopbeast puns but anyway let's not get mad as a hare and lettuce think for a moment on what to do about this hare-raising situation.

[ohmycod]

i
what do i say to that

[thneed]

I carrot think of what you'd say to that.

[ohmycod]

nefur mind the hopbeast shit
tell me some fishpuns
whisker some sweet fishpuns into my ear

[thneed]

Whisker. Hehe.
Okay fishpuns... I got one.

[thneed]

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

[ohmycod]

that was
the worse thing i efur heard
oh clawed
i felt nothing
what is wrong with me

[thneed]

Oh no. I'm already floundering with the fish puns. It was bad. Eely bad. The sheer scale of badness was codful. This was a roeful idea.

A huge mis-hake! I can smell the tench of death already.

[ohmycod]

oh
oh clawed thats the stuff
keep it up

[thneed]

This is a brill-iant op-perch-tuna-ty for non crappie puns.