text; -- action at bakery

[ohmycod]

whats up with all this cat stuff
man all you are straight up embarrassing yourselves
glad i didnt go and get affected like some loser
dont got no weird tails or ears over here
tho everyone seems to like me all of a sudden
whatevs im purrfectly normal

wait
uh i meant to say im pawsitively unaffected
fuck no
im feline fine

O)( MY CLAW--ED
I CANT PUN RIG)(T

Comments

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[breadtrauma]

That must be a problem for you.

[thneed]

Meenah, you broke.

[notdogmatic]

I am curious. Has your affurnity for puns changed as well? Or is it only your prrrpensity?

[maiditoutalive]

i hope you dont feel like eating yourself too

[fuckincakewake]

omg cat puns!!!
is this reverse psych