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[gabutyra]

Look everyone, look! Ian's a cat! He's really a cat!!

[ he's holding up a very disgruntled cat up to the video and bouncing him up and down ]

This is so cool!

Comments

[greenboy]

I'd hope you weren't, no.

[ohmyblack]

[Scratching at my ear a bit with my paw]

[greenboy]

[... so if I crouch down to help you with that will you protest?



and this is totally okay right now because you're a cat. don't get ideas]

[ohmyblack]

[this is weird I don't know how to feel about this and why the hell am I purring?!]

[greenboy]

[... does that mean points for me? scritch scritch :| ... weird points]

[ohmyblack]

[IM JUST NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING]

[greenboy]

[that's... probably for the best. you'd make it weirder if you did]

[ohmyblack]

[I'll just lie down and enjoy these pettings. Quietly.]

[greenboy]

[okay. ...okay]

[ohmyblack]

[just ignore the fact that I'm your friend and think that I am just a cat who is enjoying this.]

[greenboy]

[that's exactly what I'm doing. it makes it much less weird]

[ohmyblack]

[I wonder if I can get up and curl up into your lap and both of us will be okay with it...]

[greenboy]

[... I wonder how long it'll take for me to notice if you do that]

[ohmyblack]

[Eventually, one of us will notice you have a purring ball of Ian in your lap.]

[greenboy]

[that, or King might... scratching your head btw :|a]

[ohmyblack]

[King would shove you aside and take over. Also, that feels awesome.]

[greenboy]

[but he'd notice.

...wait when did you get into my lap uhm]

[ohmyblack]

[roughly between when you started petting me and now]

[greenboy]

[you don't say. gonna... slow down on petting, suddenly aware of what he's doing]

...why are you—?

[ohmyblack]

[Noticing the petting has stopped! KITTY IS NOT PLEASED]

Why did you sto...[Looking at where he is, raising his head up to look at you.]

Oh.

[greenboy]

[whenever are you pleased at all, kitty?

sighs and removes his hand, making a :T face]

[ohmyblack]

[...]

I'm going to look for King. [this is a legit reason for leaving]

[greenboy]

[yes, yes it is]

All right.

[now get off my lap]

[ohmyblack]

[You don't need to tell me to get off. Already doing it.]

[greenboy]

[GOOD. I'm. going back to my room. you're on your own, kitten :|]