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[duckface]

Apparently being a superhero means never having to say you're sorry.

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[hawkingbird]

For the last time, I was trying to protect you!

[duckface]

He weighs 15 pounds, Kate. Despite my history with dog attacks, I think I can hold him off.

[hawkingbird]

The animals were going nuts! He was 15 lbs of crazy. I wasn't willing to take my chances. And seriously, it was a tranq specifically formulated for small animals.

[duckface]

Will you just apologize for shooting my dog and scratching up my face! Oh my god.

[hawkingbird]

... I'm sorry.

[duckface]

Don't strain yourself.

[hawkingbird]

Hey! I'm not that bad.

... Am I?

[hawkingbird]

And I really do mean it! The catfight was uncalled for. It's all because I was on the 'nip.

[duckface]

No rational, non-cat part of you wanted to come at me with claws?

[hawkingbird]

... Do we really have to talk about this? Can't we deal with this the way we usually do -- by not actually dealing with anything?

[duckface]

Oh.

[duckface]

Sure.

sighs

[hawkingbird]

If you really want to talk about this, can we at least do it in person? Or like, text message?

u know what was on the box when you bought it

[duckface]

Nobody else seems to have a problem calling me a bitch on here, but if you want to switch to texts, I'm not stopping you.

LYDIA YOUR DEFENSE MECHANISMS

[hawkingbird]

If anything I'd say I was the bitch in this situation, Lydia. I just want to keep my affairs private.

[ Text Message: Kate Bishop ]

[duckface]

So? We're both bitches.

[ Text Message: Lydia Martin ]

[hawkingbird]

Everyone's a bitch when you come right down to it. It's why I've tried to ignore those comments.

Anyway, look, I'm sorry, really. It's just that with these weird memories from my world meshing with my memories here, I'm more than a little confused about the state of my romantic life. And that includes Noh-Varr. I was being sensitive. I shouldn't have been. It's got nothing to do with you.

[ Text Message: Kate Bishop ]

[duckface]

If I let being called a bitch bother me, I'd never get anything done.

And yeah it's got to do with me. You're sensitive and confused and you can't be mad at me? Are you not getting how this works?

[ Text Message: Lydia Martin]

[hawkingbird]

Wait, what? I'm definitely not getting it.

[ Text Message: Kate Bishop]

[duckface]

You usually stay friends with girls who scam on you with your boyfriends?

[ Text Message: Lydia Martin ]

[hawkingbird]

I didn't remember dating him when you guys became a thing! You weren't scamming on me. And he's not actually my boyfriend here. Just there.

[ Text Message: Kate Bishop ]

[duckface]

So it's just 100% okay?

[ Text Message: Lydia Martin ]

[hawkingbird]

Well, no, but I've also been keeping it from you, so you didn't know any better!

[ Text Message: Kate Bishop ]

[duckface]

So you're messed up but you don't want anybody to know about it? God, I can't imagine what that feels like.

[ Text Message: Lydia Martin ]

[hawkingbird]

Guess there's a reason we get along so well, huh?