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Apparently being a superhero means never having to say you're sorry.

You usually stay friends with girls who scam on you with your boyfriends?

I didn't remember dating him when you guys became a thing! You weren't scamming on me. And he's not actually my boyfriend here. Just there.

So it's just 100% okay?

Well, no, but I've also been keeping it from you, so you didn't know any better!

So you're messed up but you don't want anybody to know about it? God, I can't imagine what that feels like.

Guess there's a reason we get along so well, huh?

We have the same taste in handbags.

And we both have really great hair.

Sure.