none of my icons match up age-wise but rest assured he's good old poppop

[bigpoppop]

what is the definition of a will?

come on folks, it's a dead giveaway.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

omg its poppop!!!!
what what

[bigpoppop]

i didn't think i'd have a fan here, much less one as pretty as you!
hoo hoo. :B
let me see...
what holds together a wizard's magic book?

[fuckincakewake]

ooohhh i bet im the biggest bestest fan for suure
i dunno!! what

[bigpoppop]

why, spell-binding of course!!!

[tyriannicull]

38D

[bigpoppop]

:B!!!

[roseate]

Oh no.

[bigpoppop]

too morbid?
hoo hoo, i can clean it up for the young sprouts.
did you hear the one about the red ship and blue ship that collided?

[roseate]

I have but I would like you to tell me anyway.

[bigpoppop]

everyone got marooned!

[upstartcrow]

STOOOOOHOHOHOPPP AHAHAHAHAHA
wheeze

[bigpoppop]

i'll be here all weekend.

[callbacks]

wow
can we just
pretend big me isnt here
just throw a blanket over him or something

[bigpoppop]

oh no, sonny, don't hide him under a blanket.
blankets can never get jobs.
they keep getting turned down!

[brotimaeus]

oh my god you did not.

[bigpoppop]

oh my goodness, i very much did. :B
would you like to hear another?

[brotimaeus]

lay it on me.

[bigpoppop]

what does a nosy pepper do?

[hypertoxic]

Nope.

[bigpoppop]

not a fan of puns, i take it?
i can try a classic knock knock joke for you.

[hypertoxic]

Nope nope nope nope.
I do not want to 8e su8jected to more of your terri8le "humor."
Especially not if you are also caught up in these 8ullshit inane time travel shenanigans.
Shenanigans, John.
Aaaaaaaall of them.

[universalconstant]

o/

OMG HI MAYOR HOW DID I MISS THIS

[bigpoppop]

are you raising your hand?
do you know the answer?

[universalconstant]

no.

[bigpoppop]

i see. :B
do you want to hear another joke?