[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

So I notice that everyone seems to think it's way too hot out!

That being the case, I'm going to throw open the doors, and everyone is welcome to come check out the TARDIS swimming pool! I've got lots of towels and swimsuits, if you don't have one of your own to bring. And plenty of rubber ducks!!

Just look for the blue police box in the courtyard, you can't miss it!

Comments

[icanbuyafez]

I can go pick him up, if you like!

[chronosexual]

I'll do my best!

[heartofbakerst]

You can do that?

[icanbuyafez]

Course I can!

[video]

[icanbuyafez]

Of course I did! Everyone likes rubber ducks!

[chronosexual]

Not like you to play host in the TARDIS. Just a bit weird, that's all.

[icanbuyafez]

Well, there's usually no reason for me to!

[cloneororiginal]

This ain't a joke, is it?

[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

I could learn normal (protip: he really couldn't), I just don't see why I would ever want to!

You going to be coming by?

...I should put up signs leading to the pool, so people don't get lost.

[icanbuyafez]

Of course not! Why would I be joking?

Re: [Video]

[twicecharmed]

Maybe.

[icanbuyafez]

...Well, at least you have practice with it.

[Video]

[icanbuyafez]

The offer's open till the heat dies down!

Re: [Video]

[twicecharmed]

Thank you. I think.

[cloneororiginal]

Because you're a mad man? That and it's too hot to think straight.

[icanbuyafez]

Well, at least someone recognizes it.

Well, come to the pool to cool down, then!

[cloneororiginal]

Do I need to bring anythin'?

[icanbuyafez]

Bring whatever you want to, I can provide everything else you might need!

[cloneororiginal]

Seriously? [And why was she avoiding him and his blue box again?]

[icanbuyafez]

Over a thousand years of time and space, I've picked up a lot of stuff. [Plus he had the technology to create... well, pretty much anything.] Trust me, you'll be fine!

[cloneororiginal]

Nothing will explode or try ta eat me?

[icanbuyafez]

Of course not!

Well, not unless it's something the island does, anyway. I can't make any promises there. But even with that, you'd be safer in the TARDIS, anyway!

[cloneororiginal]

[Then why in the hell wasn't she in there when shit was exploding earlier?]

I'll take your word on it Bowtie. I'll come, but I need ta get somethin' ta wear first.

[icanbuyafez]

I'll see you soon, then!

[miniholmes]

[ He would very much like to relax in a pool. He would ask about an age limit but there was something about rubber ducks mentioned so... ]

You're inviting everyone?