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[brotimaeus]

id been wonderin if we were ever gonna get anything close to a real summer in this place.
this aint so bad idk what youre all complainin for.
its only 100 degrees out.

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lkjdsklj oh my god sorry about that

[ricinbeans]

Yo, seriously, right? Where are these people from, the north pole? I'm glad someone else appreciates it.

ehehe

[brotimaeus]

you and me both man!
this barely-80-degrees shit weve been gettin is pathetic.

[callbacks]

im making a petition to keep this weather forever
i already forged your e-signature on it like five times so youre good though

[brotimaeus]

aw yes.
i always knew i raised you right.

[callbacks]

this saves a lot of time actually
next time i get a report card ill sign it for you ok

[brotimaeus]

you can do what you want with your report card lil man.
ill see it before you do anyway.

[callbacks]

man what is even the point of making grownups sign report cards
its like the terms of use agreement
sign here if you give a shit
sign here if you dont but you want to continue with the installation of canonized knowledge version 3.14.413 into your childs free disk space
do people even read report cards

[nicevampireguy]

I'm thankful I don't really feel the weather anymore.

When are you gonna get that final beer and get your sword on the wall?

[brotimaeus]

sounding eager there, bro.
you really want me back in the bar that much?

BACKTAGGINGGGGG

[nicevampireguy]

Well you're really close to meeting the requirements.

WOOOOOOO

[brotimaeus]

admit it.
you just want to see me.

[existechialism]

Yeah.
Doesn't really put a scratch on the eternal summer of post-apocalypose-via-global-warming Earth.
Shit was pretty toasty.

[brotimaeus]

shit man this has gotta be like a mild winter or somethin for you huh.
i aint so big on the a/c being out but this is just fine.

[thneed]

The only downside to this is the marshmallows melted.

[brotimaeus]

aw, shit, really?

[thneed]

Really. It's so sad.

[brotimaeus]

it is.
but we can use them for sandwiches.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Now this summer reminds me of home.

[brotimaeus]

see, clint
this is why were friends
right here
this is why
you just get me.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Course I get you. I grew up in the middle of a fucking cornfield. All we got was heat and humidity for 3 months straight.

These people are weak.

[brotimaeus]

iowa, right?
man, i missed this kind of weather.

[tookthename]

I think it's mostly the humidity that's making it seem so bad.

[brotimaeus]

youre all lightweights.

[tookthename]

I wasn't complaining about the heat. It's the feeling like I'm swimming when I'm actually flying that I have a problem with.

[brotimaeus]

then dont fly, babe.