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no need to commme yb

[That's what it looks like when a drunk wizards without any grip of technology is trying to write text messages.

He sucks at it and he doesn't even care.]

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No, I think it's a perfectly acceptable time for paranoia. Cos while those people you killed might be dead, I'm still alive. That actually still means something to me. And to Alisha, let's not forget.

im just saying

could have thought of that sooner

See, your friends. They've got this thing where they don't know me. How the hell do they know that I'm telling the truth? However, if you kill me, then they'll know I was right, and then you really would be a bloody murderer, then wouldn't you?

youre so smart

i agreed already so why paranoia now

Because I don't like you. And I don't trust you. Why should I?

i can apparate and just drop it off somewhere for you

I think the question here is not why am I so paranoid, but why are you so insistent on delivering it yourself? Hm?

because i dont want to involve alisha in this
also because i dont want to give you an opportunity to see her

We're mates. You can't keep me from seeing her, man.

no
but i wont help you with it

Are you always this whiny, eh?

sorry darling
i wont help you with it ♥

You are just such a prick. You know that, right? Not a big one, mind. Just a tiny little baby one. About the size of your actual prick.

please stop thinking about my prick
because that might make it shrink

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