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[alwaysimpure]

shop closde tooday du/e tos icnkess

no need to commme yb

[That's what it looks like when a drunk wizards without any grip of technology is trying to write text messages.

He sucks at it and he doesn't even care.]

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[alwaysimpure]

Er... [He looks around for a while. Ever notice how different the world looks from down on the ground? It's very different.]

In the corner. There are some games there? Just get a pack of cards, pretty sure they won't explode right away.

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[thneed]

[ pushes himself up and goes over to the corner, looking for the cards ]

-Why would they explode? You have cards that explode? What good is that?

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[alwaysimpure]

It's a wizard thing. We like it when stuff explodes. Or flies. Or both. I think we, as a people, are inherently morbid.

Let's play Exploding Snap, rules are simple. Simple enough for drunk me.

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[thneed]

And incredibly violent.

[ sits back next to him with the cards ] Are the rules "try not to lose a finger"?

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[alwaysimpure]

Kind of goes hand in hand.

And, no, the explosions aren't all that strong. Can you shuffle?

All you have to do is take half the stack, I get the other, and then you put one card down, I put one on top and so on. No looking at the cards first. When a card that gets put down matches the one right under it, you have to put your hand on the stack. Whoever's slowest loses.

And if you're too slow, it explodes.

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[thneed]

[ yeah he can shuffle. look at this masterful shuffling where you hold your hands apart and fling them over and ...wait he dropped them hold on. EHEM. ]

Half the stack... [ splits the deck and puts one half in front of Sirius ] Does it hurt your hand?

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[alwaysimpure]

Only if you don't move it away fast enough.

[He's not very impressed by Once-ler's shuffling skill, but then, it might be difficult to do in a spinning room.]

You can start.

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[thneed]

I really don't want my hands getting hurt here, Sirius. Is it bad? Because I need them for everything ever and I'll have to murder you if one of these cards blow my fingers off.

[ these cards make him too nervous to shuffle expertly
He gives him a look and then puts a card down. ]