brotimaeus: (24 | When everything feels)
Bro Strider ([personal profile] brotimaeus) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-09-22 01:40 pm

[sweetest damn parrot you ever did see. slightly rough around the edges.]

damn, this place really hasnt changed.
i remember the whores bein much friendlier though, what happened there.
maybe the getup aint doing it for them.
guess i could use a bath or somethin.
lieutenant-commander strider here, reportin in if they didnt already strip my rank and brand me a deserter.
who am i kiddin they probably had that done within a week lets be honest here.
cant get hauled out by filthy fuckin pirates for a decade and come back expecting to be in anyones good graces anymore am i right.
and shit, i almost forgot what land feels like.
existechialism: (Made a plan it was grand)

[personal profile] existechialism 2013-09-22 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, personally, I kinda figured you were out cruising for booty.
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[personal profile] existechialism 2013-09-22 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No lies, just he purest of truths gleaned from first hand experience.
I mean, the last ten years kind of skewed the numbers but I can probably give you the percentage breakdown of nights of the week you took a wrong turn off of responsible parent boulevard.
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[personal profile] existechialism 2013-09-22 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah.
My trousers are regulation length now.
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[personal profile] existechialism 2013-09-30 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be with Dave.
You know,
Where you haven't been the last ten years.
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[personal profile] existechialism 2013-09-30 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Let's save the touching reunion until we're actually reunited.
I'll believe it when I see it.
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[personal profile] existechialism 2013-09-30 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't carrying any platitudes, Lieutenant Commander.
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[personal profile] existechialism 2013-09-30 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
... I sound just like you. Except I have better grammar and not as much of fuckin' accent. Sir.
existechialism: (I could keep up with you)

[personal profile] existechialism 2013-09-30 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That's obvious enough.

[unthinking, he mirrors the gesture, not noticing until it's too late]

Jesus fuck.
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[personal profile] existechialism 2013-10-03 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[gets over his singular moment of uncoolness, expression sobering. His voice is ominously toneless]

I will give you a chance to not leave again. If you leave us a second time, you're toast old man.