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thoughtformed2013-09-22 01:40 pm
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[sweetest damn parrot you ever did see. slightly rough around the edges.]
damn, this place really hasnt changed.
i remember the whores bein much friendlier though, what happened there.
maybe the getup aint doing it for them.
guess i could use a bath or somethin.
lieutenant-commander strider here, reportin in if they didnt already strip my rank and brand me a deserter.
who am i kiddin they probably had that done within a week lets be honest here.
cant get hauled out by filthy fuckin pirates for a decade and come back expecting to be in anyones good graces anymore am i right.
and shit, i almost forgot what land feels like.
i remember the whores bein much friendlier though, what happened there.
maybe the getup aint doing it for them.
guess i could use a bath or somethin.
lieutenant-commander strider here, reportin in if they didnt already strip my rank and brand me a deserter.
who am i kiddin they probably had that done within a week lets be honest here.
cant get hauled out by filthy fuckin pirates for a decade and come back expecting to be in anyones good graces anymore am i right.
and shit, i almost forgot what land feels like.
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what kinds of terrible lies have people been spreadin about me in my absence.
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I mean, the last ten years kind of skewed the numbers but I can probably give you the percentage breakdown of nights of the week you took a wrong turn off of responsible parent boulevard.
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i dont need my life story related back to me by someone who was barely in short trousers last time he saw me.
assumin that i am actually talkin to the elder of the spawn i saw fit to inflict upon the world before my untimely abduction.
somethin in the syntax.
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My trousers are regulation length now.
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so are you gonna show your face or is this obnoxious shade of orange all im gonna see of my eldest offspring.
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You know,
Where you haven't been the last ten years.
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so you got a mouth on you just like your old man.
but dont pull that shit with me it aint as if ive been away this long because its somethin i wanted.
i came back for both of you, dirk.
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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haul yourself front and center right now and drop the fuckin platitudes.
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[Arms folded, he looks the boy up and down. Dave carries more of his mother's looks but there's no denying Dirk. The kid looks just like him.]
Didn't doubt who I was for a second, huh.
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[Smirking crookedly, he folds his arms and rests his weight back against his heels.]
Sure you do. [One hand lifts up to rub the rough stubble along his jaw.] I tried to get word out, when I could. Nothin' made it back here?
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[unthinking, he mirrors the gesture, not noticing until it's too late]
Jesus fuck.
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I'm not expectin' you to be happy to see me. [That Dave had been had surprised him enough.] But how 'bout you give me a chance.
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I will give you a chance to not leave again. If you leave us a second time, you're toast old man.
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That's fair. I gotta spend a hell of a long time makin' it up to you kids.