[sweetest damn parrot you ever did see. slightly rough around the edges.]

[brotimaeus]

damn, this place really hasnt changed.
i remember the whores bein much friendlier though, what happened there.
maybe the getup aint doing it for them.
guess i could use a bath or somethin.
lieutenant-commander strider here, reportin in if they didnt already strip my rank and brand me a deserter.
who am i kiddin they probably had that done within a week lets be honest here.
cant get hauled out by filthy fuckin pirates for a decade and come back expecting to be in anyones good graces anymore am i right.
and shit, i almost forgot what land feels like.

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[fuckincakewake]

i got a strider helpin out my girly rosie
an callin me mom

[brotimaeus]

you dont say.
aint such a common name in these parts.
which strider?

[fuckincakewake]

a mister davey strider
of the navy

[brotimaeus]

...
this is gonna sound like a weird question but just run with it.
how old is he?

[fuckincakewake]

i might be a rum runnin criminal
but im still a lady
didnt ask
my age
lil younger probs