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[IRRITATED AUDIO PARROT]

James Potter here, offering a once in a lifetime opportunity - magical maps!
That's right, you heard it here first. Only The Marauders Maps have just what you need for every voyage. Currently offering discounts for first-time customers.

On a more serious note, it seems that a couple of thieves thought themselves within rights to take a five-finger-discount on some of our produce.
We have your descriptions. We'll give you one day to return our map, and that will be the extent of our generosity.
No one steals from the Marauders.

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Sounds like a rip-off. [The damsel doesn't approve of this advertisement.] Are you going to let me go anytime soon?

Yes. There's the exit, right all around you. The deep, wet thing full of sharks.

That isn't an exit; that's a way to commit suicide.

You'd be out.

I'd haunt you.

I feel like you're already haunting me. Would ghostly you still complain so much?

I didn't ask to be kidnapped by a pirate, you know. I'm entitled to bug you.

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...this ought to be action, they're on the same boat.

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They're tossing parrots at one another. 8>

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I can so see it.

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Poor birds.

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Squawk!

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BABY PARROTS OMG.

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TINY BALLS OF FEATHERS

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I don't think so, love. I'd miss your pretty face.

You must be immune to my not-so-dulcet tones then.

I prefer to think that I just have a different appreciation of beauty.

Meaning you find annoying attractive.

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Thank you?

I find you attractive. That you're annoying is something I can overlook.

How big of you.

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Someone does, apparently.

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No one who doesn't regret it soon enough.

I suppose that will have to be seen.

Our map is great, isn't it? Helps you find what you're looking for?

It does indeed. If I'd had the money, I might have actually paid for it.

You ought to have. It's not an ordinary map.

We made it, mate. We know how to find you.

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That someone is going to regret it when we catch them.

Someone is awaiting that day, unconcernedly.

[Chuckles] When you say dat, why give map back? [Changes voices is always been one of Sarah's talents.]

Because the ending will be far worse for them when we catch them with the map in their possession.

[More chuckling.] Dat's assuming you find us, yes?

Very big assumption.

I prefer to think of it as a guarantee.

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