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thoughtformed2013-09-24 11:36 pm
braveatheart) wrote in thoughtformed2013-09-24 11:36 pm
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[IRRITATED AUDIO PARROT]
James Potter here, offering a once in a lifetime opportunity - magical maps!
That's right, you heard it here first. Only The Marauders Maps have just what you need for every voyage. Currently offering discounts for first-time customers.
On a more serious note, it seems that a couple of thieves thought themselves within rights to take a five-finger-discount on some of our produce.
We have your descriptions. We'll give you one day to return our map, and that will be the extent of our generosity.
No one steals from the Marauders.
That's right, you heard it here first. Only The Marauders Maps have just what you need for every voyage. Currently offering discounts for first-time customers.
On a more serious note, it seems that a couple of thieves thought themselves within rights to take a five-finger-discount on some of our produce.
We have your descriptions. We'll give you one day to return our map, and that will be the extent of our generosity.
No one steals from the Marauders.
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Stop throwing parrots at Sirius. He's sitting right there.