thoughtformed | video; how to eat peanut butter

Hey! So, I wanted to ask about-- [ excuse the velicoraptor cutting him off and climbing on top of him and nipping at his head ] --oof...Excuse you, Lady McNuggets.. [ He pushes her off and then scoots over to make room while she settles down next to him. We're just going to sit next to a raptor during this. Totally normal. ] ...I've lost my train of thought. Thanks.

I guess I'll start over. Umm. Alright so you're the weirdest pirates ever but I think you're all aware of that. Moving on. Aisling and I had this conversation that got into peanut butter before, which I had never known about and I think is pretty great, and now I'm just kind of wondering about other food. What's like a normal thing that I should really know about? [ he shoves Indy away a bit because she's preening his head but after she insists on doing it he just accepts his fate, drops his hand, and lets her after a moment. sigh. ]

And, well Rapunzel's apparently researching Halloween so I won't ask about that or you're just being repetitive on this. From what I grasped it was like Winternights only you have a costumed sweet-collection going on? Yeah. Anyway, someone mentioned meals too and I doubt anyone's trying to sacrifice things to Jack to ensure a good winter anytime soon- ...They're not right? I'm fine with skipping that one if we're good there-- but it got me thinking about that too. What are the other things everyone celebrates here during the year besides that one coming up?

[ He pauses and glances up at Indy then looks back to the camera ] Also if anyone was looking for a blue parrot, Indy found it before and you're probably not getting it back.

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You're being kind of social. I don't know about ugly demons. I think they're kind of cool looking and from what I've seen of them at school they just seem really loud not evil.

I get bored. I mean, you never see me hanging out at clubs or parties or anything, right? Although.. once I get my hands on a sweet new bass, that'll probably change.

Not all demons are evil. Just like not all cats are cute or all humans dumb and gullible.

Understandable. A cave can't be too entertaining. ...A bass?

That's true. You can't judge something unless you get to know it.

A bass. It's like a guitar or.. like some other kind of stringed instrument. It makes mostly low tones. It's pretty neat if you wanna come hear me play sometime.

So then what about me? What do you think about me now that you've gotten to know me a little bit.

Sure as long as hearing you play doesn't include losing my soul right after.

You seem okay. Do you actually chase children?

Sometimes I like to. Especially if they're kinda weedy and look like they scare easily. Nothing makes me happier than the terrified screams of little children.