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[accidents]

Hey! So, I wanted to ask about-- [ excuse the velicoraptor cutting him off and climbing on top of him and nipping at his head ] --oof...Excuse you, Lady McNuggets.. [ He pushes her off and then scoots over to make room while she settles down next to him. We're just going to sit next to a raptor during this. Totally normal. ] ...I've lost my train of thought. Thanks.

I guess I'll start over. Umm. Alright so you're the weirdest pirates ever but I think you're all aware of that. Moving on. Aisling and I had this conversation that got into peanut butter before, which I had never known about and I think is pretty great, and now I'm just kind of wondering about other food. What's like a normal thing that I should really know about? [ he shoves Indy away a bit because she's preening his head but after she insists on doing it he just accepts his fate, drops his hand, and lets her after a moment. sigh. ]

And, well Rapunzel's apparently researching Halloween so I won't ask about that or you're just being repetitive on this. From what I grasped it was like Winternights only you have a costumed sweet-collection going on? Yeah. Anyway, someone mentioned meals too and I doubt anyone's trying to sacrifice things to Jack to ensure a good winter anytime soon- ...They're not right? I'm fine with skipping that one if we're good there-- but it got me thinking about that too. What are the other things everyone celebrates here during the year besides that one coming up?

[ He pauses and glances up at Indy then looks back to the camera ] Also if anyone was looking for a blue parrot, Indy found it before and you're probably not getting it back.

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[freezespirited]

Do you have some sort of magical ability to befriend any animals because how did you do that and why Lady Mcnuggets? Haven't you watched Jurassic Park? Are you okay over there?

I don't think you're currently the best one to judge what's weird. If you like peanut butter you have to try peanut butter ice cream. And peanut butter soup. I think you'll like the second one more, it's pretty popular in the future.

I don't know, I want to hear more about this sacrificing idea. Why just stick to the regular traditions? There are a lot of different seasonal holidays, and plenty of winter ones. I know the guy who does Christmas, which happens a few days after the Winter Solstice, and there's Easter, which is in the spring and led by a six foot bunny. China should have had their Mid-Autumn festival around now, and if you get to see it, it's pretty amazing. There are lanterns everywhere!

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[accidents]

I don't think I have that ability. You can get along with anything if you're patient enough. ...and I think Dave named her. I have no idea what Jurassic Park is but I'm fine.

I'm not that weird, am I? ...I haven't actually tried ice cream yet. I should do that. It's really a soup too?

I don't think you do. The sacrificing thing was a regular tradition as far as I knew. But I doubt everyone here would be up for Snoggletog or having the wild hunt or anything if it's just me and the Lokis. [ :T ] ....A six foot bunny? How does a six foot bunny fit in there? What do those entail that you have a six foot bunny? Lanterns sound pretty cool though.

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[freezespirited]

Really? It's just patience? That leaves out about ninety percent of the world. What is Dave doing with a velicoraptor? Is she anything like your dragons? You should fix that because it's one of those movies you're just meant to watch.

No but I'm not sure how to describe befriending a dinosaur like it's a puppy other than weird. Or awesome. Probably both. I-- you-- Why? Okay, you know what? I'm demanding you go eat ice cream. Right now. Anything can be a soup.

Snoggletog, what kind of holiday is that? Not everyone, but some people might. It could be fun. The bunny who happens to be six foot is the one in charge of the holiday. It's very important to him, so he's ended up being a symbol of it. Most people don't think of him as six foot though, more like two feet and wearing frumpy clothes. They are, there are so many people and there's just so much to see! It's pretty cool.

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[accidents]

He said he originally got her as an egg for a school project with a friend and they both can move through time and then his friend left and he has cats so I get to watch her. [ shrug ]. She's like my dragons, yeah. A lot like them actually besides doing some things they wouldn't but dinosaurs and dragons aren't exactly the same so that makes sense. ...What's a movie?

Weird and awesome? I guess that's better than just weird. -Right now? I don't even know if we have any in the apartment.

It's a winter celebration that involves a lot of partying and appreciating life. And food. All the food. ...But what does he do for that? You think anyone would do that here?

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[freezespirited]

If he can time travel, why didn't he just follow his friend? Lucky you. Maybe they're related. A movie is a story that was captured and you can watch any time.

You guess right. Go look! How else are you gonna find out? Go!

I approve of your choice for a winter celebration. Food kind of goes with everything, doesn't it? How about food I like? He spreads hope by leaving...eggs. Eggs for the egg hunt. There are a lot of people. Someone has to.

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[accidents]

I don't know. I don't think it works like that. ...Like the video option? Got it. How can I watch that one?

[ holds his hands up ] Don't rush me. I'll look. [ pushing himself up and bringing this to the kitchen. Sets it up while he goes through the fridge--- No wait. The freezer. 'Ice.' ]

Well, I'm glad I met your approval, Jack. I can't celebrate anything without it. Do you like meat and fish? 'Cause there would be plenty of that. ...You're making that up. What do eggs have to do with anything? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Guess we should ask.

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[freezespirited]

Must be the island. You could rent it, or I think you can watch it on tv if it's already up there. Kind of hard to navigate though.

Clearly, you haven't been rushed enough. [He talks more to himself.] Been here for at least a month and still hasn't tried ice cream... [Shakes his head.]

How have you been managing that? Meat and fish? You mean both at the same time. Yes. Why would I make something like that up? No, but flowers do. Cottontail there and eggs are both associated with life, which kind of ties in with the whole Spring thing. We should.

[myfries]

Woah. Where'd you find flippin' dinosaurs, little dude?

Oh, and about Halloween? It's totally an awesome holiday where monsters and the dead walk the earth looking to devour the mortal souls of any unsuspecting victims!

[accidents]

...dude? Uh. A friend got her using "time travel" and couldn't watch her anymore so now I'm watching her.

How is that awesome for someone that's mortal?

[myfries]

Because you get to dress up. The goal is to blend in with the monsters so they don't notice you. Then you can go around and get candy as payment for keeping the ghosts at bay.

Of course, they can still smell you...

[accidents]

Do you make yourself smell more like candy than delicious mortal?

[myfries]

I guess you could do that. You could also make yourself smell like a monster. It's not like the smell of candy is gonna drive them away, right?

[accidents]

And monster smell like what?

[badtaste]

Uh, normal food is like - pizza and Chinese and hot dogs and stuff like that? Do you like that stuff? Does your raptor like that stuff?? I don't know what raptors eat. And where did you get a raptor anyway!!??

[accidents]

...I don't know if I do. I've only tried the pizza so far and that was pretty good. Are hot dogs made of dogs? Indy's more of a meat person and pizza was all cheese and bread so she probably wouldn't like it.

Dave gave her to me to watch because I hang out with dragons. And he got her using "time travel."

[badtaste]

No!! They're made of - uh - well, not dogs. Random meats, I guess?? It's probably not the best idea to think about it too hard but they're awesome. You have to try Chinese food though, for sure. My friend Gwen works at that restaurant Chopstix? It's good.

Are dragons a lot like raptors???? Dude. That's so cool.

[accidents]

Does anyone else think random meats sounds sketchy? Do we know what's in Chinese food?

There's a lot of similarities but she's got her own personality and wouldn't react to some things how I'd imagine a dragon would besides being anatomically different. I guess she's really close to a Deadly Nadder if you had to compare. Behavior wise and everything. They're both picky eaters and are a little vain. Yeah, it's pretty cool I guess.

[badtaste]

They're not that sketchy!! It's like, a pork and/or beef sausage in a bun? You have to have it with mustard. And Chinese food - there's so much of it, man. You should just order everything on the menu and figure out what you like because it's all the best.

Do they make good pets?? Raptors and dragons. They seem like they would be... aggressive. Like can they open doors or breathe fire or anything??

[accidents]

Pork and beef sausage in a bun sounds a lot better. You should've said that first. What's mustard? Is that a random meat too? ...Try everything. Got it.

They're not aggressive. They're like anything else it's just that they're in giant lizard form. As long as you're not trying to kill them, it's fine. And they can do a lot. Dragons can breathe fire. It depends on the type though. Some just smoke or make gas and then other guys not only breathe fire but cover themselves in fire. ...And I haven't seen a dragon open a door yet-- not that they would because there's a bit of a size issue with most of them but Raptors have doors down. Indy knows how to work handles and lets herself into cabinets all the time.

[tower_bound]

[Rapunzel may or may not be staring at the dinosaur in the feed as she speaks, a bit warily due to distraction.]

Halloween is a time to dress in costumes -supposedly to fool real ghouls and goblins- and celebrate fall by carving patterns into hollowed pumpkins, eating candy, and playing harmless tricks, or so I've read so far.

...Hiccup, what is Lady McNuggets?

[accidents]

That sounds like a relatively harmless and completely enjoyable time and I'm probably jinxing how they actually are going to do it but yeah. I think I like Halloween so far. And then there's the part with the candy- Huh?

[ Looks at Indy then back to Rapunzel ] A dinosaur. She's kind of like a wingless dragon.

[tower_bound]

Oooh.

[Wait a second.]

I thought I read that dinosaurs were extinct.

[Thank goodness for the New Moore Public Library. But still.]

...Anyways, I'm excited for Halloween; I think it's going to be a great experience.

[accidents]

Did you read how they went extinct? I've been wondering about that one.

Dave used [ quotation fingers ] 'time travel' to get her so that probably explains that if they haven't been around for a while. He went back and got the egg, which sounds really cool.

I think so too.

[tower_bound]

There's a lot of explanations. I don't think the authors ever made up their minds.

...I honestly don't know much about time travel other than the name, but she looks like a nice enough dinosaur; so I guess I'm glad you have her now.

[accidents]

Guess nobody was that was there for it felt like writing it down.

I don't either. It must be a special magical talent. She is nice. She's a big mush when she's not cranky.