video; how to eat peanut butter

[accidents]

Hey! So, I wanted to ask about-- [ excuse the velicoraptor cutting him off and climbing on top of him and nipping at his head ] --oof...Excuse you, Lady McNuggets.. [ He pushes her off and then scoots over to make room while she settles down next to him. We're just going to sit next to a raptor during this. Totally normal. ] ...I've lost my train of thought. Thanks.

I guess I'll start over. Umm. Alright so you're the weirdest pirates ever but I think you're all aware of that. Moving on. Aisling and I had this conversation that got into peanut butter before, which I had never known about and I think is pretty great, and now I'm just kind of wondering about other food. What's like a normal thing that I should really know about? [ he shoves Indy away a bit because she's preening his head but after she insists on doing it he just accepts his fate, drops his hand, and lets her after a moment. sigh. ]

And, well Rapunzel's apparently researching Halloween so I won't ask about that or you're just being repetitive on this. From what I grasped it was like Winternights only you have a costumed sweet-collection going on? Yeah. Anyway, someone mentioned meals too and I doubt anyone's trying to sacrifice things to Jack to ensure a good winter anytime soon- ...They're not right? I'm fine with skipping that one if we're good there-- but it got me thinking about that too. What are the other things everyone celebrates here during the year besides that one coming up?

[ He pauses and glances up at Indy then looks back to the camera ] Also if anyone was looking for a blue parrot, Indy found it before and you're probably not getting it back.

Comments

[badtaste]

They're not that sketchy!! It's like, a pork and/or beef sausage in a bun? You have to have it with mustard. And Chinese food - there's so much of it, man. You should just order everything on the menu and figure out what you like because it's all the best.

Do they make good pets?? Raptors and dragons. They seem like they would be... aggressive. Like can they open doors or breathe fire or anything??

[accidents]

Pork and beef sausage in a bun sounds a lot better. You should've said that first. What's mustard? Is that a random meat too? ...Try everything. Got it.

They're not aggressive. They're like anything else it's just that they're in giant lizard form. As long as you're not trying to kill them, it's fine. And they can do a lot. Dragons can breathe fire. It depends on the type though. Some just smoke or make gas and then other guys not only breathe fire but cover themselves in fire. ...And I haven't seen a dragon open a door yet-- not that they would because there's a bit of a size issue with most of them but Raptors have doors down. Indy knows how to work handles and lets herself into cabinets all the time.