text. someone realized jim's gone.

[hypertoxic]

Fuck this. Fuck my stupid jo8, fuck this island, fuck all of you, F8CK IT.
Just fuck it.
I'm out.

And 8efore any of you losers flip a shit I mean I am going out and I'll 8e 8ack whenever so get off my fucking nook a8out it!!!!!!!!
Not to mention I am not dramatically quitting my jo8 unlike SOOOOOOOOME people.

Just wh8tever.

Comments

[squidissension]

yeah cause any place a business wwould be completely fucked wwithout yeah
wwhat are you again
some kinda drugmule?

[ricinbeans]

Did I just get trash talked by a teenager?

[hypertoxic]

Yes.
Loser.

[hypertoxic]

Wow.
Yes, that's exactly what I am!
You figured it out. Congratulations! You win the 8aked good of your choice, redeema8le at Lau's anytime. ::::)

[ricinbeans]

If I hadn't spent, like, two straight weeks cryin' in front of a whole bunch of teenagers I'd call this a new low. But that totally happened, so. Bein' a loser's not so bad.

[ricinbeans]

You okay?

[hypertoxic]

Are you seriously pulling the concerned grown-up 8ullshit on me, Jesse?
Newsflash: I am not here to soothe your 8attered conscience or whatever the fuck is your deal right now. I am fine, not that you actually give a shit!
8uzz off.

[ricinbeans]

Jesus, fine, alright. You do you.

[hypertoxic]

[hypertoxic]

Urgh. The annoying thing a8out you, Jesse, is that you actually mean all this total crap you spew! You are a8out as genuine as it ever gets. Do you have any idea how o8noxious that is?
I am pretty sure a 8lind girl (lol) could figure out I'm not fine.
8ut I think it is pro8a8ly 8est if I just get a little space.

[ricinbeans]

Oh. Uh, okay. Thanks? Or sorry, I dunno what just happened here

[ricinbeans]

Yeah, I know, it's just the thing you say when you know nothing's okay because, like, courtesy or whatever? Sorry shit sucks, how about that. I get the space thing. Go get your space. Get crazy with the space. Space out, yo.

[hypertoxic]

What just happened here is I am 8eing a little 8it less of a 8itch than usual, 8ecause I know you mean well and I am just in a 8ad mood 8ecause someone I care a8out left. Which is not your fault in any conceiva8le way, and a decent person wouldn't take it out on you.
I'm not actually a decent person, so I'll pro8a8ly still tell you to fuck off at some point. 8ut I can at least do you the small favor of explaining.
Haha. You are such a joke. "Space out." Who even says that?
Aside from you. ::::\

[ricinbeans]

What's wrong with space out? You met the kid who says "shway" yet?

[ricinbeans]

Nah, it's cool. I get it. Uh, I really get it, there's nothin' to say to make it better. You got the right idea. Just hang back and chill out for a while. And if you do tell people to fuck off, you know, whatever. They know how you roll, they'll get over it.

prrrrrrrrivate.

[hypertoxic]

I have not met the kid who says "shway." That sounds dum8 as hell. 8ut may8e not quite as dum8 as "space out," you dwee8.
Yeah, yeah. I know they'll get it. To tell you the truth, it is a little disappointing to see everyone take it in stride. It's like I'm not scary at all anymore. ::::(
Anyway, 8etween you and me, we 8oth know Lau is pretty much the shittiest and craziest 8oss of all time. So I can't actually hold it against you for 8ailing!
Though I am a liiiiiiiittle curious why you changed your mind so suddenly.
Was "advertising" just not for you? Lol. Or is there some haunting traumatic 8ackstory to go with your hissy fit? Wouldn't that just 8e typical. And 8oring. Are you 8oring, Jesse?

[notvictorious]

I know you said Flarp is superior and whatever, but I got a new book of campaigns if you wanted to check it out.

[squidissension]

no wway am i goin there
not interested
some a us dont wwanna end up like gam thanks
by the wway from someone wwhos done this before
makin a wwhole post sayin youre not throwwin a tantrum is essentially a tantrum vvris

SUPA PRIVATE DESU

[ricinbeans]

Okay, I mean, he's not the worst. There's shittier and crazier. But uh— he's still... you know.

SUUUUPA PRIVATE DESU

[ricinbeans]

I don't know. I woke up one day remembering a bunch of shit that I didn't know before, all these people I cared about who died or got hurt 'cause I was involved in advertising. And it really messed me up, yo, so I had to get out. I wasn't in my right mind when I talked to him about it but I don't regret it, 'cause I got... I got a lot here and I don't want to lose any of it 'cause of my job. I don't wanna put my people in danger anymore. I'm not gonna learn how to be an okay guy if I'm still doin' the same shit I was doin' at home. I didn't mean for it to blow up like it did, it was supposed to be a clean break this time, but Lau's a dick, so. Yeah, I guess haunting and tragic and boring, that pretty much says it all.

THE SUPA PRIVATE END

[ricinbeans]

Yo, I know we're not all, like, buddy-buddy or whatever, but can I ask you a favor? After you're done doin' the hermit thing of course.

[callbacks]

where are you going
can i come

[riseup]

are you saying we should get the gang back together, vic?

private TEXTO DESU days later because when the cat is pissy you give the cat its space

[riseup]

how do you spell candy with only two letters?

[notvictorious]

Definitely.