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[ricinbeans]

Are you shitting me?





Guys, I shouldn't have to say this, but don't. Just... don't.

Comments

[highlyinformed]

Oh good. You can't even read the small print. I was worried.

[ricinbeans]

Bitch, I'll go all detective on your ass and bust out a magnifying glass if I have to. What gives?

[highlyinformed]

I have some antiques to move.

[everythingspandex]

Is this guy for real?

[ricinbeans]

Oh yeah. Okay, totally. So hire some help. Legal help. Jesus.

[ricinbeans]

I don't think he knows how to joke, so.

[highlyinformed]

You didn't complain when I hired Tavros and Miss Serket.

[everythingspandex]

What. Even.

I'll try to get rid of them.

[ricinbeans]

'Cause I was there to keep an eye on them, yo! And 'cause you weren't, like, what, passing out coupons at their school. What's next, huh? Free samples?

[highlyinformed]

Of course not, profits are down. The first one is free no longer applies.

[fuckincakewake]

omg
is EVERY job i go out for gonna get poopoo'd by u ppl
i have kids 2 feed

[ricinbeans]

You're a good dude. I mean, duh, obviously, 'cause like— yeah. Thanks.

[ricinbeans]

Let me know if anyone gives you any shit.

[ricinbeans]

No. Jesus, no, no no no, HELL to the no, I'm gonna pull the older and wiser and 'cause I said so card just this once. No, okay? Like, literally anything but that.

[ricinbeans]

Oh, well thanks for the good news. Small miracles, count your blessings, right? Thanks Lau, you're totally doin' me a solid there, not givin' out freebies to kids. I gotta go make a call, I got a new guy to nominate for sainthood. Asshole.

[everythingspandex]

It's no problem.
Mmhm.

[fuckincakewake]

just this once im gonna say
i hate the older and wiser card
back to my regularly scheduled mature dude lovin
fuck that card tho
cards bullshit and it didnt make ppl cry on unrelated notes

[highlyinformed]

I think we both know I have done you enough favors.

[ricinbeans]

I know, okay, I hate it too, just. Listen to me please? You're way better than this, bikini modeling for pizza or whatever is better than this.

[ricinbeans]

I'll literally pay you to not try to get a job there

[fuckincakewake]

omg thats the dumbest thing u have ever said to me
im not gonna work for lau ok
how stupid do u think i am
i know what this means
im not a bb

[fuckincakewake]

i might be a month away from one human year sober
but im nowhere NEAR ready to work at a bar
its bad for the program

[ricinbeans]

Oh. Okay. Good. Okay. Jesus, sorry I freaked out. You're not stupid. I'm stupid. Sorry.

[ricinbeans]

A month away from a year, huh? We gotta do something.

[fuckincakewake]

lol no way
i shouldnt have got into the stuff in the first place
congratulatin me on not bein a mess is like givin out ribbons for the bare fuckin minimum