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Are you shitting me?

Guys, I shouldn't have to say this, but don't. Just... don't.

omg
is EVERY job i go out for gonna get poopoo'd by u ppl
i have kids 2 feed

No. Jesus, no, no no no, HELL to the no, I'm gonna pull the older and wiser and 'cause I said so card just this once. No, okay? Like, literally anything but that.

just this once im gonna say
i hate the older and wiser card
back to my regularly scheduled mature dude lovin
fuck that card tho
cards bullshit and it didnt make ppl cry on unrelated notes

I know, okay, I hate it too, just. Listen to me please? You're way better than this, bikini modeling for pizza or whatever is better than this.

I'll literally pay you to not try to get a job there

omg thats the dumbest thing u have ever said to me
im not gonna work for lau ok
how stupid do u think i am
i know what this means
im not a bb

i might be a month away from one human year sober
but im nowhere NEAR ready to work at a bar
its bad for the program

Oh. Okay. Good. Okay. Jesus, sorry I freaked out. You're not stupid. I'm stupid. Sorry.

A month away from a year, huh? We gotta do something.

lol no way
i shouldnt have got into the stuff in the first place
congratulatin me on not bein a mess is like givin out ribbons for the bare fuckin minimum

What? No, come on, that's not true. A year's a long time, yo. It's a big deal.

no bc its 1/17th of my life
a majority of which was spent getting shitfaced for no reason
maybe when i have more years of not bein a failure machine powered by booze
we can like have a party w tiny ponies n streamers
until then no thanx

Are you seriously gonna argue with me about that? I'll go oldschool rehab and start pullin' out the Bible verses.

whats the bible
is it a band

I think I just heard my mom faint.

jk
i kno its a will farrell movie

It's cool though, I mean, we don't gotta do anything if you don't want to. It's just my job to remind you, yeah, maybe a year's only a year but it's a million miles from where you were before, so. Perspective, yo.

we can do somethin fun for our birthdays
countdown 1 month!!!!!!!!!!!!
u can pour all ur perspective into gettin me n the others really sweet bday gifts
which u hopefully have been savin for since u are currently unemployed yikesss

Works for me. I'm a couple steps ahead of you there.

presents!!!!!!
dont outshine me tho
if the strange older man her kids know gives better gifts than momdaughtre
it just makes the whole institution of childparenthood look bad u know