(no subject)

[everythingspandex]

Random Photos That Sit on a Camera & Never Go Anywhere: An Autobiography by Peter Parker.


















If anyone wants nice ball photos, Mister Hotel Boss kind of asked me to make them look good while I'm there. So. Yeah, just pull me aside at some point and I'll make sure you have proof you were fancy. Or beforehand. Or whenever.

In other news, Gwen (that doesn't smell like delicious Asian food) I wanna ask you a thing.

Comments

private

[badtaste]

Tell me that black and white toy is not what it looks like.

private

[everythingspandex]

What does it look like? It's like... black-suited vampire Spader-man.

private

[badtaste]

I'm the black-suited Spader-Man. That's Venom. Why would they make a toy of Venom?? That's messed up.

private

[badtaste]

Like I know kids want to have heroes and villains to fight each other but - not that one. Just not that one.

private

[everythingspandex]

We can put a firecracker on his back and blow him up then.

What's a Venom again?

private

[badtaste]

It's a parasite. Peter - the other Peter - his dad created it accidentally, I guess. Or he created something that somebody else turned into a monster. It takes people over.

And it killed Gwen. Before I met her. She knows more about it than I do. But I fought it. It messed up my dad's leg and swallowed me and my mom tried to save me from it but a cop shot her and I couldn't protect her and

private

[badtaste]

It just shouldn't be a toy.

private

[everythingspandex]

Sorry.

private

[everythingspandex]

Yeah. That's. Not a toy.

Stick the guy down the garbage disposal.

private

[badtaste]

Yeah.

I mean. I understand if you want to keep the rest of those Spader-Men in mint condition. Especially the one with the red underpants.

private

[everythingspandex]

Those are some nice red underpants.

But no, it's cool. I was going to play with them. I mean one of them has little suction cups. How could I not stick him to a window?

private

[badtaste]

You could make him a little web or something.