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[everythingspandex]

Random Photos That Sit on a Camera & Never Go Anywhere: An Autobiography by Peter Parker.


















If anyone wants nice ball photos, Mister Hotel Boss kind of asked me to make them look good while I'm there. So. Yeah, just pull me aside at some point and I'll make sure you have proof you were fancy. Or beforehand. Or whenever.

In other news, Gwen (that doesn't smell like delicious Asian food) I wanna ask you a thing.

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[arachnologist]

Oh my god.

[arachnologist]

Wait, what thing. What's up?

[everythingspandex]

The thing. Like. With stuff. It's a thing I have to ask.

[arachnologist]

Oh. I. Sure. Your place or mine? Probably mine. Window? You know, why do I even--

Yeah, okay.

[thatboyisamonster]

Ah. The human pinnacle of art. I have not missed it.

[everythingspandex]

I think my photography is being insulted but it might be the human race in general. I can't be sure.

[ricinbeans]

Whoa, the wolf one is sick. You got a real, like, eye for art, you know?

[everythingspandex]

Thanks. The wolf was really cool but I don't think it would've let me do a photo shoot.

[fuckincakewake]

thats a boss notebook

[everythingspandex]

It was either that one or one with a dolphin.

[oftpartitioned]

OMG YOU KNOW SPIDERMAN???

[notvictorious]

You didn't know that? Peter Parker is Spiderman's photographer friend.

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[tookthename]

Good shot of Coulson.

Also good to see you're still putting the webs and self-timers to good use. It's nice composition for timer shots.

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[everythingspandex]

Anyone would have a good shot in that car though.

Still? How often am I sharing photos like that with you?

[reallylovehats]

Wow. Spiderman's a major weird-o here too.


And still not very dreamy.

[everythingspandex]

He's just having fun. That's not grounds for being a major weird-o.

He could be dreamy if he wanted to be dreamy.

[notvictorious]

Whoa since when do you think any boy is dreamy? Shouldn't they all still have cooties or something?

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[badtaste]

Tell me that black and white toy is not what it looks like.

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[everythingspandex]

What does it look like? It's like... black-suited vampire Spader-man.

[symbioteclone]

Venom toys? Dude, not cool, okay?

[everythingspandex]

Is that the black one? The package says Vellum.

[detectivewonder]

... Have you done much work with video rather than still shots?

[everythingspandex]

Not a lot with video but I know how to frame a shot at least.

[sunflowersister]

Oh that's a lovely picture of Aisling!

[everythingspandex]

I had no idea that wolf had a name.