[Video]

[freezespirited]

Fair warning: If you're moping, don't be surprised when you're hit with a snowball to the face. Not moping won't lower your chances. I take no responsibility.

Comments

[accidents]

Does nobody talk to this guy? Haha, I don't know if people would go along with it. Maybe they can't even grow beards.

[freezespirited]

I've tried. The other guardians? He talks to them. Me, not so much. If everyone on this island can't grow beards, that's disturbing.

[accidents]

Yeah, definitely a jerk. We may have to promote not shaving.

[freezespirited]

You said it, not me. But you're right. Are we going to go around screaming that people shouldn't shave?

[accidents]

If you want us to come off as completely mad, yeah we're going to do that. We'll just ask someone if they're willing to grow a beard for a reason I have yet to come up with.

[freezespirited]

Point. How about one of those social experiments people are always going on about?

[accidents]

Do people want to willingly be a part of those?

[freezespirited]

Not usually unless there's something in it for them.

[accidents]

What do you offer in exchange for a beard?

[freezespirited]

I'd offer...puppies.

[accidents]

Puppies?

[freezespirited]

Everyone likes puppies.

[accidents]

Where would we get puppies?

[freezespirited]

At a puppy store?

[accidents]

Is that a real thing?

[freezespirited]

Perhaps. Perhaps. Usually, they have other animals too.

[accidents]

Like what? You're serious. Why is there a store selling dogs? I mean chickens make sense but...

[freezespirited]

They sell them as pets. A lot of people take them as part of their family. Chickens aren't sold for the same reason. Usually.

[accidents]

Ohhhh. It's a store for pets. Okay, I guess that makes sense. You could've just said that.

[freezespirited]

A store for pets makes sense but a store for puppies doesn't?

[accidents]

A store for puppies has unfortunate implications. I mean, how often to people want a puppy? An entire store of just puppies. I feel like they'd just sit there unless people need a constant supply of replacement puppies for some horrible reason.

[freezespirited]

I never thought of it that way. But now that you mention it, it sounds like the story for a horror novel. Unless it's a city much bigger than this, and the store itself is pretty small, then it's just weird. Good thing there isn't one on this island.

[accidents]

Yeah, good thing. We don't need creepy puppy sellers.

[freezespirited]

...Do you think the island's going to bring us a creepy puppy seller now that you said that?

[accidents]

What? No way... The island doesn't eavesdrop, does it?