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[nicevampireguy]

HA HA MOTHERFUCKER TRY AND TOP THAT

Comments

[reanimated]

OH FUCK IT'S ON NOW

ARE YOU TWO GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER

[subspaceflowers]

Conrad...Conrad no. No, you can't.

[nicevampireguy]

TOO LATE I DID IT

[highlyinformed]

I concede. Your prices are just too low.

[highlyinformed]

Dangerously low.

[reanimated]

Awwwww seriously? You two were going to go at it like Chinese cocks, no offence. I was going to place all my bets on you!

[geminated_man]

Seriously? Fucking. Ace.

Does that include what's on the top shelf?

[nicevampireguy]

It... does............... say everything......................................

[callbacks]

i guess im covering the groceries and shit for the next month huh roomie

[nicevampireguy]

uh

[nicevampireguy]

Merry Christmas to me?

[ricinbeans]

This is so sad.

[heartofbakerst]

Oh. Well I suppose this takes care of a few Christmas gifts.

You do sell by the bottle, don't you?

[nicevampireguy]

Yeah?

[thneed]

Conrad, that's not how you business!

[nicevampireguy]

[nicevampireguy]

[nicevampireguy]

Haha.

[cloneororiginal]

The hell is wrong with you?!

[nicevampireguy]

The world may never know..

[tookthename]

I think you walked right into that one.

[nicevampireguy]

.................. Yeah.

[mirthy]

hAhAhAhAh WhOa
HoW dO yOu CuT a DrInK iN hAlF? :oD

dAmN.......... aIn'T tHaT sHiT gOnNa SpIlL, sIdEwAyS, oR lOnGwAyS? hAhAhAhAhAhAh

[mirthy]

three words, motherfucker

[braveatheart]

Do I even want to know what all this is about?

[nicevampireguy]

Lau is a horrible human being and you should drink at my bar instead. That's what it's about.