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[nicevampireguy]

HA HA MOTHERFUCKER TRY AND TOP THAT

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[reanimated]

Who said I had any of that! Go with the winning horse, Ramona. Or in this case the horse that'll get you more fucked up than the other horse.

[subspaceflowers]

You're lucky he doesn't sack you for that. Can't get plastered on the stipend. Not as well, anyway.

[reanimated]

See there's where you're wrong. Connor can't fire me, I'm the best bartender he's got! I'M THE ONLY BARTENDER HE'S GOT! And anyway their little dogfight didn't happen so the point's moot, blah blah.

[subspaceflowers]

What about that chick who works there? What if she wanted to bartend?

[subspaceflowers]

Or what if I wanted to jump ships? I bet I could bartend pretty well. And rake in tips.

[nicevampireguy]

You'd be perfect at it, Ramona.

[subspaceflowers]

Thank you, Conrad. You're a perfect gentleman.

[reanimated]

OI

[nicevampireguy]

Well, she would.

[reanimated]

Oh come on now, that's not fair! Everyone knows tits = tips, you'd automatically do better than me.

[subspaceflowers]

And that's making it less appealing how? It might not be fair to you, but what I'm seeing is someone who doesn't really wanna hang onto his job. It'd be kinda silly of me not to want to take advantage of it.