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[fuckincakewake]

uuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhh
would u ppl believe i still keep findin bottles??
bc that is a thing that is happenin
sorry elsie
supes awesome 2 know alt me can afford a liquor store
and then drink roughly the damn eqivalavent of it in like 4 days
whatevs i was kinda pissy bout it at 1st but i decided alt me stuff doesnt count
kinda a cheat for me n rosie tho
o wells
N E WAYS cant help but noticin ppl looked hella wrecked today when i was walkin to school
and lotsa u losers were skippin class
:? hmmmmmm somethin devious is afoot
ro-lal investigation hat is on
dirk checks out
hes as hansome a mofo as ever
errybody else fall in
tell me if ur uggos now or whatever the fuck is hittin us this week

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

if ur dads any indication
u probably just grow into ur face eventually

[roseate]

Are you accusing me of not seeing clearly?
Really?

[fuckincakewake]

yeah im sorry too
but like u said
its def for the best
i mean id like to have met my mom someday but i have u like as u are rn
and if i had to pick between u and her id pick u anyday
so this way we dont have to worry about that junk

[fuckincakewake]

ps i know ur situation is way diff from mine so its okay u dont feel the same
but thats just my ro-lal stance on the issue

[roseate]

I like you as Roxy.
Mom is.
I mean,

[fuckincakewake]

dude no lol
i was totally kiddin
why would i keep a diary of the weird stuff that happens to us?
its b prob more efficient to tell them what weird shit HASNT happened here

[roseate]

You get it.

[roseate]

Anyway,
It's not like I'm the only one with a dead parent around here.
And I have a cool, collected, completely-not-making-this-up-as-I-go-along image to maintain.

[fuckincakewake]

the only human contact i had for the first 13 yrs of my life was dirk
ur coolness is downright balmy in comparison
im mad i didnt get to hang out w u as a baby like last time!!

[fuckincakewake]

shit
how many fingers is he missin?
oh god what about noses
how many standard issue limbs are still attached to his body?????

[roseate]

That's another thing.
Can I please stop turning into a toddler for no reason?

[fuckincakewake]

nope
new moore island please disregard that request
even a potentially insidious island knows how cute bb rosalind is

[riseup]

it's a pretty good joke, right?

it's funny bc they're faceless

[riseup]

not enough mustache, roxy.
not nearly enough mustache!

the creepiest of cosplays

[fuckincakewake]

dont go turnin into janey now

[icesolation]

Good, because I'm still short of money. My boss has yet to pay me.

[ricinbeans]

Thanks.

[everythingspandex]

Anytime.

I have two black eyes and wear glasses so you may look slightly better than woodchipper in your defense.
It's still the worst ever though.

[everythingspandex]

I don't think he's missing any pieces.

[callbacks]

i feel like someone kicked me down an endless loop of shoddily rendered stairs
and i still cant get the cigarette smell out of my room
but other than bruising like a banana and steeping in the secondhand stonk of alt self embarrassment im still fine as a traffic ticket
what about you are you ok

[fuckincakewake]

im golden
didnt anyone warn u about the stairs
badumchish

[callbacks]

if im going to be forever haunted by my own memes id wish theyd at least have the decency to put in a proper appearance
i didnt even get to enjoy the ironic tumble
just bam suddenly ouchies and booboos everywhere
is this what getting old feels like

[fuckincakewake]

hmmm
do u need mama to kiss it better?

[callbacks]

that could get a little awkward seeing as the worst of the damage is to my
hey would you look at that its time to seamlessly herd dog this conversation off the pathetically well beaten track towards discussing daves ass with his ectomom
why dont we settle down over here in the gentle slopes of small talk uninvolved with familial derrieres
here ill start
were sure having weather today arent we
see like that
now its your turn

[fuckincakewake]

ur cute tryin to start a convo w a pretty gurl on the weather
do u want some ice 4 ur bum? lol