A triumvirate of a post (all credit toward my dictionary app)

[reanimated]

I'd just like to make a general announcement for those few new faces and a reminder for everyone else in light of recent events that although it's total shit, "released" STILL doesn't mean dead.

That at least hasn't changed over the years!

In addition to that I'd like to propose turning this UPCOMING weekend into a three day weekend, in the name of love and all that. And by love I do of course mean everyone getting shit-wasted and releasing a year's worth of pent up sexual frustrations on whatever poor human/alien/goat they've got their sights set on. Brilliant, wouldn't you say? Thank you, I agree. Motion passed! God I miss being king.

AND FINALLY: Karkat you know you can't hide forever, we've still got much to discuss.

Comments

[notvictorious]

I'm so proud of your new SAT vocab.

[notvictorious]

Karolina and I are gonna pass on this though, keep an eye on Lydia, okay? Make sure she doesn't get arrested again.

[reanimated]

Wait what

[reanimated]

SLAM THE FUCKING BRAKES ON THIS ONE, ROBOCOP are you seriously tellin me you're leaving your girlfriend in the cold? On the holiday specifically made for warming her with chocolates, booze and your cock? Do you WANT to be alone forever or is this one of those things that wasn't programmed into your brain

[reanimated]

But I mean, if you want to leave Lydia and Ramona and I to get piss drunk together without you and let cupid's arrows fall where they may, by all means, don't let me stop you

[notvictorious]

Oh wait, I thought you meant tonight. Dios, you're posting about Valentines' Day too?

[reanimated]

I'M DOING A SERVICE TO THE ISLAND BY GIVING THEM A FREE PASS FOR A THREE DAY FUCKFEST

[reanimated]

No no, you two wallow in your sadness for now, that's warranted.

[notvictorious]

I'm done wallowing.

RAMON fjhjsdkfksd

[notvictorious]

I mean if that happens too, that's what happens right?

[reanimated]

Oh thank god, no offence but I don't have another inspirational speech in me.

[amberalert]

State your evidence, sir.

[reanimated]

I'm so glad that you're essentially signing off on leaving your girlfriend in my VERY capable hands whenever you're incapacitated for whatever reason. I'll take good care of her!

[reanimated]

I see dead people.

[amberalert]

Really? Do they talk to you?

[reanimated]

At length! So y'know if people were being killed off in droves every month I think I'd know. There you have it, case closed, bottle open.

[notvictorious]

I meant keeping her from getting arrested. That is the extent of your responsibility.

[notvictorious]

He's basically a superhero.

[reanimated]

Oh yeah, that too of course. Though frankly I'm more likely to get my arse thrown in jail WITH her, but hey! Tomato tomato.

[notvictorious]

Neither of you go to jail tonight. Okay, I gotta get going, Karolina's waiting.

[reanimated]

Yeah no promises mate. Waiting? Waiting for what? What are you two doing? Why am I not invited?

[amberalert]

Unless their souls are trapped and can't reach you.

But you're right. You'd know. Probably. Are they nice?

[notvictorious]

No matter how many ill-advised tries you keep making, you still can't fly.

[amberalert]

Does he solve mysteries by using dead people as witnesses?

[reanimated]

Rarely. Who's got time for pleasantries when you're dead?

But alright, sure, I'll entertain that bullshit theory for a moment. Trapped where, exactly? Cos this is already essentially purgatory, so.