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for anybody wwho cares apparently a roommate showwed up

so i fished my fuckin self out of the ballpit hellhole no thanks to you fuckers

wwouldvve it havve been so hard to showw up BEFORE lights out

apparently

fef evven if youre still vvexed or wwhatevver come ovver

and yeah ill even deign to address the land fuckers

is evveryone on this island dead or just me fef and kar

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you barely DIED you wwent god tier thats completely fuckin different

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soooooooo, do you know what happens if you die AFTER you go god tier?

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ask vri shes the one whos god tier noww im just gonna wwaste her wwith science wwhen i get my wwand back

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i have been waiting to ask her.

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wait, hey! don't waste her with science! that doesn't even make any sense!

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wwhat some twwice dead wweakling like you is goin to stop me god tier or not you wwanna try it

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i dunno if kar can handle wwatchin more people die but i wwouldnt mind cullin you

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ok, first of all, i could just put you in a cyclone or something if you were rude enough to try to kill me!

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no because magic wwould havve to be real for that but okay

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wind isn't magic, fuckass.

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and your pretendin to control it is a big fuckin lie wwe havve gone ovver this

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ok, you can think that if you want. but you are not going to try to kill me, or talk about trying to kill vriska, because you are a big jerk. and that is a word that exists for both humans and trolls!

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and youre some charity case vri netted for wwhatevver fucked up purpose excessivvely trollin idiots wwill do for our hopeless selvves

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i'm not a charity case and i am not a weakling.

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you wwerent much of anything right i mean it sounds like vvri is ignorin you after tellin you to die wwell maybe she didnt wwant you to be god tier at all just dead

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the whole point was for me to be god tier. she TOLD ME that was what was going to happen before i even went to sleep! you really like to talk about stuff you don't know about, don't you?

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oh jeez, i feel like i understand karkat a little bit better now.

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im just sayin

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second of all, so far, you are the the least nice troll i've met. if karkat is your friend, why would you talk about stuff like this? that isn't what friends do.

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dont fuckin put your disgustin human classifications on me and kar i can say wwhatevver i wwant

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ugh, FINE, your kisme-thing or auspicistisistice or whatever!

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wwait he told you that wwhich one

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oh my god.

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he didn't tell me either, i am just trying to figure out what you are if you aren't 'friends.'