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for anybody wwho cares apparently a roommate showwed up

so i fished my fuckin self out of the ballpit hellhole no thanks to you fuckers

wwouldvve it havve been so hard to showw up BEFORE lights out

apparently

fef evven if youre still vvexed or wwhatevver come ovver

and yeah ill even deign to address the land fuckers

is evveryone on this island dead or just me fef and kar

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guess whose computer interprets typing quirks literally

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

... do you always talk like that?

he does havve a goofy accent!!

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yes

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

I see. Well, I have heard stranger.

Now, you mentioned being dead...

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sawwed in half yeah but apparently the lawws of physics dont apply here wwhy

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

Apparently not.

May I ask what you did to receive such a high honor?

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the fuckin honor of bein DEAD

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

I gathered. What I meant was, what did you do that warranted such a gruesome death?

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oh killed her but apparently the slags wway harder to murder than originally anticipated

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

And yet, she made quick work of you.

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howw the fuck wwould you knoww you wwerent evven there

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

Because you are here. Am I wrong?

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dont knoww wwhere you got the QUICK part wwhy are you dead too

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

If she really cut you in half, I should hope it was. For your sake.

No, I am not dead. And neither are you... anymore.

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yeah im not an idiot fuckin catchin that drift

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

No, of course not.

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wwell okay so wwe are hivvemates at least until i get rid of this wwretched humanhole

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it coulvve been a long drawwn out contentious affair wwait not wwith her that wwouldvve been disgustin i havve taste

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

And an active imagination, it seems.

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wwho wwould wwant to imagine that and if you tell me you havve a shippin wwall im gonna fuckin lose it

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

... a what?

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look if you dont knoww i am sure as fuck not explainin it

[wilddog.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

Well, I assume we do not have this "wall," but you would know better than I.

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wwe are nevver havvin a wwall unless more cat people fuckin come back to life