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for anybody wwho cares apparently a roommate showwed up

so i fished my fuckin self out of the ballpit hellhole no thanks to you fuckers

wwouldvve it havve been so hard to showw up BEFORE lights out

apparently

fef evven if youre still vvexed or wwhatevver come ovver

and yeah ill even deign to address the land fuckers

is evveryone on this island dead or just me fef and kar

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Remember when I talked about my wife?

human relationship laww people right

That's the one! Well. That's Amy. That's my wife.

so wwhat does that mean like a matespirit or a kismesis or a moirail youre not paintin a vvery good picture here

You are typing these words and I have absolutely no idea what they mean.

UGH, FUCK

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS BUT IT'S SO SIMPLE HOW DON'T YOU GET IT

youre better at this kar you do it

WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND I WANT YOU TO DIE"

THE NORMAL RESPONSE TO THIS WOULD BE TO FUCK OFF, BUT SOMEHOW FOR YOU THIS TRANSLATES INTO "COME ON KARKAT HELP ME WITH MY RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AGAIN YOU ONLY SPENT A GREAT PORTION OF YOUR LIFESPAN THIS FAR COUNSELING ME ABOUT MY PROBLEMS OBVIOUSLY YOU SHOULD CONTINUE TO DO THAT"

Sorry I've not encountered trolls in the past!!! You can't expect me to know everything about your culture right away.

Is there a book on the subject or something?

OH MAN, THERE WERE SO MANY YOUR HUMAN BRAIN THAT CAN'T GRASP THE QUADRANTS AS THEY ARE COULDN'T POSSIBLY IMAGINE HOW MANY BOOKS THERE WERE ON THE SUBJECT. THE CULTURE WAS SO THICK WITH THIS STUFF

BUT NOW THERE AREN'T ANY ANYMORE EXCEPT WHAT I'M WRITING RIGHT NOW.

HE ASKED YOU ABOUT MARRIAGE AND WHAT IT RESEMBLES, AND THAT'S A MATESPRITSHIP. BASICALLY THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF ROMANCES, REDROM AND BLACKROM.

REDROM: MATESPRITSHIP, MOIRALLEGIANCE. BLACKROM: KISMESISSITUDE, AUSPISTICIZATION.

MATESPRITSHIPS AND KISMESISSITUDES ARE PART OF A GROUP CALLED "MATING FONDNESS" WHILE MOIRALLEGIANCE AND AUSPISTICIZATION ARE LESSER BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT CONCILIATORY RELATIONSHIPS.

REDROM QUADRANTS -- MATESPRITSHIP/FLUSHED; MOIRALLEGIANCE/PALE -- FALL UNDER THE PITY HEMISPHERE IN TROLL PSYCHOLOGY, WHILE BLACKROM QUADRANTS FALL UNDER THE HATE HEMISPHERE.

TO MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME EXAMPLES YOU'LL PROBABLY NOT UNDERSTAND, BUT AT LEAST IT MIGHT BRING YOU CLOSER TO SOME VAGUE RESEMBLANCE OF "GETTING IT"

MATESPRIT: SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. LIKE HUMAN CODEPENDENT MARRIAGE.
KISMESIS: SOMEONE YOU FUCKING HATE SO MUCH YOU CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT, WHO YOU OBSESSIVELY KEEP SEEKING OUT, ALMOST LIKE YOUR HATE IS WRITTEN FOR EACH OTHER IN THE STARS. THEY'RE THE ONE YOU CAN'T SEEM TO GET AWAY FROM NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.
MOIRAIL: SOMEONE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT, WHO YOU NEED TO LOOK AFTER OR WHO LOOKS AFTER YOU. THIS ONE IS REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT BUT I DON'T THINK THAT UGLY PURPLE DOUCHE GETS IT. I'VE SEEN HUMAN BULLSHIT TELEVISION WHERE HUMANS REFER TO THEIR "MARRIAGES" AS INVOLVING THEIR "SOUL MATES" BUT THAT'S JUST COMPLETELY STUPID. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW INCESTUOUS IT IS. HOW FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
AUSPISTICE: SOMEONE WHO KEEPS A RELATIONSHIP FROM DEVOLVING INTO A FULL-BLOWN KISMESISSITUDE. I GUESS THE CLOSEST HUMAN EQUIVALENT IS A MEDIATOR?

ANYWAY, ALL FOUR ARE REALLY IMPORTANT. SOME TROLLS ARE INCAPABLE OF HAVING ALL OF THEM.

I'm...probably going to need some time to think about this.

And maybe I'll make a few charts.

But I'll...get it eventually?

OH MY GOD YOU DUMBFUCK

STOP PESTERING ME WITH THIS SHIT

AS FASCINATING AS IT IS GIVING LECTURES ON THIS TOPIC, I STILL WANT YOU TO DIE. REALLY, REALLY DIE

nobodys talkin to you wwhy are you makin this about you

HOW IS IT THAT REASONABLE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BRAINS LARGER AND SMARTER THAN YOURS (EXAMPLE: MINE) CAN ONLY BREATHE AIR YET A COMPLETE DOUCHE LIKE YOU WITH THE INTELLECT OF A DECAYING CORPSE CAN MANAGE TO BREATHE AIR AND WATER

MYSTERIES NEVER FUCKING CEASE

there is no scientific proof your brain is bigger than mine if anythin a superior creature with dual breathin abilities wwould havve a bigger brain

SURE I CAN "ROLL" WITH THAT

A BIGGER BRAIN TO HOLD BIGGER, EVEN MORE FUCKING STUPID THOUGHTS THAN THE GENERAL POPULACE!

thoughts about science wwhich lots of people believve in here shouldnt be short of findin someone to make me new weapons