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for anybody wwho cares apparently a roommate showwed up

so i fished my fuckin self out of the ballpit hellhole no thanks to you fuckers

wwouldvve it havve been so hard to showw up BEFORE lights out

apparently

fef evven if youre still vvexed or wwhatevver come ovver

and yeah ill even deign to address the land fuckers

is evveryone on this island dead or just me fef and kar

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[ihateyouetc]

I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU. GET IT???????????????? MEANING I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D EVER TURN ON US LIKE THAT.

THERE! LET'S ALL HAVE A COLLECTIVE MERRYMAKING TIME WHERE WE LAUGH AND POINT AT THAT STATEMENT BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK I WOULD EVER DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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wwhatevver you guys alwways kneww i wwanted to kill landdwwellers wwhat wwas unclear about THAT

[ihateyouetc]

WHERE'S PAST SOLLUX, I COULD USE HIS FLASHING EYES RIGHT ABOUT NOW

/!\ WOOP WOOP HERE COMES THE HUMAN LAW INSISTENCE SIREN WOOP WOOP /!\

MAYBE EVERYONE ELSE ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE A HIPSTER DOUCHE WHO'D TURN ON US BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST MISERABLE AND IMPOTENTLY BITCHING

/!\ WOOP WOOP END NOTIFICATION WOOP WOOP /!\

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wwhat the fuck does any of this evven mean kar dont answwer that

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT IT

GO DIE MISERABLY SOMEWHERE COLD AND ALONE WHERE NO ONE WHO WILL EVER LOVE YOU. I'M NOT GOING TO FORGET WHAT YOU DID. HOW COULD YOU. FEFERI WASN'T EVEN A LAND DWELLER.

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fef is alivve noww so it doesnt matter wwhat i did

[ihateyouetc]

YES IT DOES ASSHOLE. EVEN IF YOUR LIE ABOUT KANAYA BEING ALIVE WAS TRUE IT WOULD STILL FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE YOU KILLED HER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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im not lyin i wwish i wwas i mean wwho else couldvve killed me like that and anywway then shes guilty of killin me then wwere both in the wwrong

[ihateyouetc]

LIKE HELL. IN FACT I WOULD SAY SHE'S ACTUALLY "IN THE RIGHT" FOR KILLING A GENOCIDAL MURDERER LIKE YOU

THE ONLY THING SHE'D BE WRONG ABOUT IS LETTING YOU LIVE AGAIN AND SHE CAN'T BE BLAMED FOR THAT ONE SINCE SHE'S NOT FUCKING HERE.

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that bitch better not showw up here if she knowws wwhats good for her

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK YOU

SHE HELPED YOU. SHE REALLY HELPED YOU MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE. AND HOW DID YOU FUCKING REPAY HER? YOU MURDERED HER

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both her and fef came at ME youd havve knowwn that if you wwere payin more attention in her last moments

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second to last i guess

[ihateyouetc]

I WAS PAYING ATTENTION AT THAT POINT SHITTICKLE

WHAT I DIDN'T DO WAS LISTEN TO WHAT YOU GUYS WERE BITCHING ABOUT AT FIRST AND APPARENTLY MISSED THE NON-LITERAL MEMO THAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A FANTASTIC IDEA TO GO HAVE A HUMAN MARRIAGE CEREMONY WITH JACK NOIR SO YOU COULD BOTH RULE THE UNIVERSE FOREVER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK

[squidissension]

obvviously you are misinterpretin key parts of my plan to savve our livves but whatevver

[ihateyouetc]

HOW IS THAT SAVING ANYONE'S LIFE BUT YOURS

[squidissension]

i invvited fef too

[ihateyouetc]

HOLY FUCK

JUST FUCKING DROP DEAD AND STOP TALKING TO ME