Honestly I cannot apologise enough for all the times I've used unsavoury language

[reanimated]

Well, isn't this a pickle? I've spent the past few nights reviewing the network — partially for a bit of light reading, cos I can't seem to find hide nor hair of my Asimov collection, and partially to fill some irreconcilable gaps in my knowledge. For example, how is it possible I never spoke to Iron Man while he was here? Not once? Honestly, talk about missed opportunities, I'm disappointed in myself. I've shared living quarters with an honest to goodness alien for years and never once thought to ask him of the atmospheric makeup of his home planet? WHO AM I? And Victor, it seems we're long overdue for a discussion on the exact nature of nanite technology. Please, regale me.

Also, it seems I've been a bit— well, I'm honestly not one for foul language, but a bit of an arse. I'd like to apologise to anyone I've offended over the years. That kind of behaviour just isn't socially acceptable. I'm not normally like that!

But frankly, quite a lot of what's been said to me on here is hurtful as well, so perhaps we were all feeling out of sorts.

At any rate! I'd be chuffed as chips if we could all come to an understanding and agree to move forward in a more pleasant manner.

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why did it make so tiny

[reanimated]

[ihateyouetc]

I ACTUALLY WROTE THAT?

WHY ANYTHING. WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, MAYBE I DID WRITE THAT

WHY.

[ihateyouetc]

BUT MAYBE I'M JUST CONFUSED!
MAYBE I DIDN'T MEAN IT
MAYBE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
MAYBE YOU'RE STILL NOT ADDRESSING MY POINT!

[reanimated]

I'm really not here for an argument, mate. What was your point?

[ihateyouetc]

OK, UPON EXAMINATION
MAYBE I DIDN'T HAVE A POINT EITHER.

[ihateyouetc]

LOOK, CAN WE JUST FORGET I STARTED TALKING ABOUT ALL OF THAT.
IF WE KEEP TALKING ABOUT THAT THEN WE'LL PROBABLY START TALKING ABOUT THE AWKWARD SHIT YOU ALWAYS TALK TO ME ABOUT WHERE YOU THEN BITCH ABOUT ME IGNORING YOU ABOUT IT WHEN THE SUBJECT MATTER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS PRECISELY WHY I'VE LOCKED MYSELF IN THE SANITATION BLOCK AND REFUSE TO COME OUT BECAUSE YOU'VE BLOCKED THE PATH BETWEEN ME AND MY RESPITEBLOCK AND THEN YOU'LL REMEMBER ALL THE UNCOMFORTABLE CONVERSATIONS WE'VE HAD AND HAVE SOME KIND OF REVELATION ABOUT THEM AND I DON'T REALLY WANT TO DEAL WITH ALL OF THAT.

[reanimated]

Oh Jesus, can we not talk about the things I used to try to talk about with you? I can't stomach it. Look, just. YOUR BODY IS A TEMPLE and what you do with it on your own time is your business and I'm sorry for prying, that wasn't appropriate, I don't want to think about it

[ihateyouetc]

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BUILDING???
WHAT KIND OF INSULT IS THAT??? I'M NOT A BUILDING
AND EVEN IF I WAS A BUILDING I WOULDN'T BE A "TEMPLE."
I'D BE SOMETHING LIKE A SLAUGHTERHIVE OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT SOUNDS WAY COOLER AND BETTER THAN "TEMPLE."
IF ANYONE'S A TEMPLE IT'S YOU
YOU'RE THE TEMPLE
LOOK AT YOU.

[reanimated]

If my body's a temple then it's been savagely ravaged by some sort of religious warfare. Which I intend to rectify, of course! I'm sorry, your body is a slaughterhive, you're absolutely right. I misspoke. I'm sorry.

[ihateyouetc]

OH, AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO ARGUE WITH ME!
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOUR BODY IS.
THERE IS NO "IF," NATHAN.
THERE IS ONLY "IS"
YOUR BODY IS A MOTHERFUCKING TEMPLE.

[reanimated]

I'm not trying to argue! I don't want to argue. Please, can we move on from talking about your body or my body

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BODIES
YOU NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH THOSE BEFORE
I MEAN YOU LOSE YOUR FUCKING PANTS ALL THE TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO YOU AND I LOOK AWAY FOR ONE SECOND AND THEN WHEN I LOOK BACK THEY'RE GONE
I MEAN THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN MY LINE OF SIGHT
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU COULD'VE DONE WITH THEM BUT WHATEVER IT IS THEY'RE LONG GONE LIKE THEY NEVER EXISTED TO BEGIN WITH
AND MAYBE THEY DIDN'T?
MAYBE I JUST GOT SO USED TO IT I DON'T NOTICE WHEN YOU'RE NOT WEARING THEM ANYMORE.

[reanimated]

OH JESUS (sorry Lord) YOU'RE A MINOR, WHY HAVE I BEEN DISROBING AROUND YOU

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT? IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A BIG DEAL
YOU JUST FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE NOT WEARING PANTS
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT PROBABLY
YOU HAVE THE REST OF YOUR CLOTHES ON AND EVERYTHING
I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'VE BEEN OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE THAT AT LEAST ONCE
WITH SOCKS AND SHOES AND EVERYTHING
LIKE YOU WERE CHALLENGING THE "NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE" THING SOME PLACES HERE HAVE GOING ON.

[reanimated]

No wonder people kill me.

[ihateyouetc]

COME ON, MAN.
DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
SOME CHOOSE TO WEAR PANTS HIKED UP TO THEIR ARMPITS AS IF PERFORMING VISUAL ARTS WITH THE ULTIMATE MESSAGE SEARING OUR MINDS: "I AM A TREMENDOUS TOOL"
SOME CHOOSE NOT TO WEAR PANTS AT ALL! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT'S A CRIME
WHAT CAN YOU ONLY DO WITH PANTS THAT YOU CAN'T DO WITHOUT PANTS?
REALLY, I CAN'T THINK OF ONE THING.
IT'S ALL ABOUT PREFERENCES OF THE PANTS VARIETY
WHICH I LIKE TO CALL "PANTS PREFERENCES."

[ihateyouetc]

THE REAL PROBLEM IS WHEN YOU WON'T STOP FUCKING NAGGING EVERYONE ELSE ABOUT THEIR PREFERENCES.

[ihateyouetc]

SEE ALSO:

[reanimated]

I can't say I understand what's going on there but it's really quite lovely!

[ihateyouetc]

DAMN, REALLY? IT'S NOT OBVIOUS? WEIRD.

[ihateyouetc]

LET ME CLEAR THAT UP FOR YOU

[reanimated]

OH you're paying homage to my heritage! Well good on you mate, it looks fantastic!

[ihateyouetc]

THANKS!

[reanimated]

Alright well that one hurts my eyes a bit