The hot topic of debate around this household.

[justletmeknow]

Should dogs be allowed at the table? I don't have a problem with feeding them scraps, but...

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[callbacks]

whoa whoa do you think i dont know what sex slavery looks like??
this is a transaction between legitimate businessmen jesus son calm your tits

[justletmeknow]

I see why you wanted to get rid of him.

[reanimated]

Piss off!

[reanimated]

I'M CALM! I'M PERFECTLY BLOODY CALM! And more importantly I'm not your son so don't you try to trade me to some fucked up cat demon! Jesus fuckin shit this island.

[callbacks]

hes not biting anyway so oh well
no talking dog for us

[reanimated]

I've never been so sad for someone in my life.

[callbacks]

yeah im pretty broken up about it too
what am i gonna tell your bros

[reanimated]

Tell them that I'm undoubtedly the most depraved shithead on this island and even I see something COMPLETELY FUCKED UP about insisting a perfectly normal AND BEAUTIFUL human girl is a FUCKING DOG and APPARENTLY I'M THE ONLY ONE, THAT'S WHAT YOU TELL THEM!

[callbacks]

do you need glasses
i can take you to go get glasses
the family insurance is pretty good

[reanimated]

I DON'T WEAR GLASSES!

[callbacks]

thats what im saying
maybe thats the problem

[reanimated]

AND I DON'T HAVE "BROS" FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[callbacks]

dude do you want hiccup and the other one to cry

[reanimated]

YES

YES ACTUALLY I THINK I REALLY DO

[callbacks]

you must get this from your gruncles side of the family

[reanimated]

What the fuck is a gruncle. What the FUCK IS A GRUNCLE? Am I having a stroke

[callbacks]

grandpa uncle
you know that blurry shadow in the back of all the family photos

[reanimated]

WHAT KIND OF RITUAL SATANIC INCESTUOUS BULLSHIT HAVE YOU BEEN PUTTING YOURSELF THROUGH FOR HOWEVER MANY GENERATIONS TO HAVE A GRANDPA-UNCLE YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T DO THIS

[callbacks]

ill tell you when youre older

[reanimated]

I'm probably twice your age already. And immortal. And on that note I'm going to go die now just to escape this complete shitfest for a few minutes, LOVELY CHATTING WITH YOU DAD

[callbacks]

dont get blood on the carpet its a bitch to clean

[reanimated]

You think I don't know that? YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?! HYDROGEN PEROXIDE AND WATER YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME god get me out of here

[callbacks]

oh good you know how to do it
ok youre clear then as long as you tidy up before your mom sees it