WHY IS DAVE MARRIED. NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. I'M JUST SAYING.

[ihateyouetc]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COHERENTLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THIS IS KIND OF REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER OUT OF OH, I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING *ANYONE* SINCE I WOKE UP SINCE APPARENTLY I FELL ASLEEP AT SOME POINT I DON'T REMEMBER??? BUT GOD DAMMIT, I WILL FIND OUT PRECISELY WHAT FUCKS ARE GOING ON
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BANAL AND SHITTY MEMOS IT TAKES
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!

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[ihateyouetc]

I'D ASK WHAT YOU'RE DOING BUT IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS YOU'RE DOING ALL THE GOD DAMN CHORES.

[riseup]

wow dude, way to make an ass out of you.
i left some chores for you.
because,

[riseup]

ironically,

[riseup]

i don't do windows.

[riseup]

ba-dum tsh!
but seriously, i don't.
and pancho doesn't either.
so congratulations, you still get the window chore.

[riseup]

unless you want to do something else besides earn star stickers.

GOD DAMMIT.

[ihateyouetc]

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[ihateyouetc]

UH

[ihateyouetc]

I MEAN
YEAH

[ihateyouetc]

I CAN DO THAT

[ihateyouetc]

LATER

KILL ME.

[ihateyouetc]

THE CHORES I MEAN

[riseup]

are you sure?
you don't seem sure.

[ihateyouetc]

JOHN, I AM SO SURE I WILL BREAK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE METAPHORICAL WINDOWS.

well that's fucking filthy

[riseup]

sweet, we can finally beat co-op mode on the amazing frog?.

THIS CONVERSATION HAS TOO MANY MIXES AND MESSAGES

[ihateyouetc]

[ihateyouetc]

JOHN EGBERT I SWEAR TO YOUR FUCKING HUMAN GOD

to mess with of course

[riseup]

heheh, you're so easy.

OH LOOK, IT'S TRUE ON EVERY LEVEL!

[ihateyouetc]

YOU ARE THE MOST FUCKING FRUSTRATING THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

you were so close karkat. so close yet so far.

[riseup]

aww, stop.

NONE OF THIS IS CLEAR AT ALL!!!!!!!!!

[ihateyouetc]

THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT YOU ASSHOLE.
TELL ME JOHN
WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING SUCH A PAPERED PRICK???

EVERYTHING IS STUPID.

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT
GET THE FUCK OUT
NO WAY
THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE CAN BEAT CO-OPT MODE
THE GAME IS UNBEATABLE
I MEAN UNTIL IT GLITCHES INTO HELL?
BUT THEORETICALLY SPEAKING THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE
I MEAN I HAVEN'T KNOWN IT TO BE POSSIBLE
BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE IT'S DIFFERENT HERE?

[riseup]

no, it's still pretty much impossible.
but i figure with all the energy of shit shacks and window clarity behind you, we can probably do it.
maybe.
i think.
or we can die trying!

DEFINITELY NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE NOISE LEVEL.

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH, YEAH WHATEVER.
JUST STAY THERE. I'M NOT STAYING HERE. IT'S TOO NOISY.
AND STOP TALKING ABOUT SHIT SHACKS
I DIDN'T TALK THAT MUCH ABOUT SHIT SHACKS
I COULD'VE GONE INTO SHIT SHANTIES BUT I DIDN'T
I JUST LEFT IT AT RESPECTABLE BUILDINGS LIKE SHACKS AND THE STACKS THEY'RE MADE OUT OF SO CAN WE STOP BRINGING IT UP.