WHY IS DAVE MARRIED. NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. I'M JUST SAYING.

[ihateyouetc]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COHERENTLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THIS IS KIND OF REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER OUT OF OH, I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING *ANYONE* SINCE I WOKE UP SINCE APPARENTLY I FELL ASLEEP AT SOME POINT I DON'T REMEMBER??? BUT GOD DAMMIT, I WILL FIND OUT PRECISELY WHAT FUCKS ARE GOING ON
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BANAL AND SHITTY MEMOS IT TAKES
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!

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[riseup]

are you sure?
you don't seem sure.

[ihateyouetc]

JOHN, I AM SO SURE I WILL BREAK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE METAPHORICAL WINDOWS.

well that's fucking filthy

[riseup]

sweet, we can finally beat co-op mode on the amazing frog?.

THIS CONVERSATION HAS TOO MANY MIXES AND MESSAGES

[ihateyouetc]

[ihateyouetc]

JOHN EGBERT I SWEAR TO YOUR FUCKING HUMAN GOD

to mess with of course

[riseup]

heheh, you're so easy.

OH LOOK, IT'S TRUE ON EVERY LEVEL!

[ihateyouetc]

YOU ARE THE MOST FUCKING FRUSTRATING THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

you were so close karkat. so close yet so far.

[riseup]

aww, stop.

NONE OF THIS IS CLEAR AT ALL!!!!!!!!!

[ihateyouetc]

THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT YOU ASSHOLE.
TELL ME JOHN
WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING SUCH A PAPERED PRICK???

the clarity ruse was a.................... distaction.

[riseup]

yes it is.
everything frustrates you.
that means i won the frustration game.

you HAVE the boner.

[riseup]

i don't know, what is it like being such a human dog?

THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT FRUSTRATION GAME YOU AVATAR OF ALL ASSHOLES!

TO GIVE ME AYOU KNOW WHAT. NO.

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK YOU
I'M NOT A HUMAN DOG
*YOU'RE* THE HUMAN DOG
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A HUMAN DOG ANYMORE BECAUSE I'VE SEEN ONE AND YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG ON THAT.

DOUBLE FUCK YOU!!!

[ihateyouetc]

HER NAME IS MALARIA.

[riseup]

you know, THE frustration game.
don't tell me you forgot.
and my dog's name is lydia, you colossal dicknose.

[ihateyouetc]

THE FACT YOUR HUMAN DOG IS IN FACT A FEMALE HUMAN ASIDE

[ihateyouetc]

IF THIS "FRUSTRATION GAME" HAPPENS TO BE PART OF THE "CLEAR" AND "COHERENT" AND "NOTHING BUT TOTAL CLARITY HERE!" WINDOW CONVERSATION WE'VE BEEN HAVING
SO HELP ME GOD

[ihateyouetc]

ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK APPEALING TO GOD!

[ihateyouetc]

I'M GOD A BIT AND I'M NOT GOING TO SAY WHY SINCE THAT MIGHT BE CONFUSING FOR YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN BRAIN TO COMPREHEND AT THIS JUNCTURE

[ihateyouetc]

BUT REST ASSURED IN SOME FUCKED UP TIMELINE SOMEWHERE, I AM COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SAD ASS STATE OF YOUR UNIQUELY PITIFUL UNIVERSE!

[ihateyouetc]

I WILL ABSOLUTELY ANNIHILATE YOU.

[riseup]

everything is part of the frustration game, numbnuts.
and i am always winning because you are an easy target.
that is just the way the universe works.

EVERYTHING IS STUPID.

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT
GET THE FUCK OUT
NO WAY
THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE CAN BEAT CO-OPT MODE
THE GAME IS UNBEATABLE
I MEAN UNTIL IT GLITCHES INTO HELL?
BUT THEORETICALLY SPEAKING THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE
I MEAN I HAVEN'T KNOWN IT TO BE POSSIBLE
BUT THEN AGAIN MAYBE IT'S DIFFERENT HERE?

[riseup]

no, it's still pretty much impossible.
but i figure with all the energy of shit shacks and window clarity behind you, we can probably do it.
maybe.
i think.
or we can die trying!

DEFINITELY NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE NOISE LEVEL.

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH, YEAH WHATEVER.
JUST STAY THERE. I'M NOT STAYING HERE. IT'S TOO NOISY.
AND STOP TALKING ABOUT SHIT SHACKS
I DIDN'T TALK THAT MUCH ABOUT SHIT SHACKS
I COULD'VE GONE INTO SHIT SHANTIES BUT I DIDN'T
I JUST LEFT IT AT RESPECTABLE BUILDINGS LIKE SHACKS AND THE STACKS THEY'RE MADE OUT OF SO CAN WE STOP BRINGING IT UP.