WHY IS DAVE MARRIED. NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT. I'M JUST SAYING.

[ihateyouetc]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COHERENTLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THIS IS KIND OF REALLY FREAKING ME OUT
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER OUT OF OH, I DON'T KNOW, FUCKING *ANYONE* SINCE I WOKE UP SINCE APPARENTLY I FELL ASLEEP AT SOME POINT I DON'T REMEMBER??? BUT GOD DAMMIT, I WILL FIND OUT PRECISELY WHAT FUCKS ARE GOING ON
I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BANAL AND SHITTY MEMOS IT TAKES
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!

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[ihateyouetc]

DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE THAT

[reanimated]

AND TO THINK I WAS CONSIDERING ACCIDENTALLY KILLING SOMEONE TO SAVE YOU FROM THIS MESS YOU FUCKIN TRAITOR

[ihateyouetc]

CAN WE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL FUCKS NOT TALK ABOUT KILLING ANYONE
WE'VE BEEN DOING A REALLY GREAT JOB AT NOT HAVING ANY UNSEASONAL MURDER AND I'D REALLY LIKE TO KEEP THE STATUS QUO GOING HERE.

[reanimated]

I'm not actually going to do it! Christ, I'd never, THAT'S NOT ME. I'm just saying that's the only way I know how to fix a completely ballsed up pod people situation like this

[ihateyouetc]

LOOK OK WE JUST NEED TO STAY CALM
IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS HURTING ANYBODY YET RIGHT??
IN FACT EVERYONE IS KIND OF PLEASANT, WHICH MAKES ME KINDA UNCOMFORTABLE?
BUT THERE'S WORSE THINGS THAT COULD BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

[reanimated]

Karkat, I'm not being funny when I say I'd take wanton death and destruction over this.

[ihateyouetc]

GREAT BUT THAT'S NOT CONSIDERING OH
I DON'T KNOW
EVERYONE ELSE WHO ISN'T IMMORTAL?
SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE FACT THERE'S NO METEOR COMING TO FUCK US ALL.

[reanimated]

Yeah but it always reverses itself so no real harm done, right?!

[reanimated]

I suppose the same could be said for this then

[reanimated]

IT STILL DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER ABOUT IT

[ihateyouetc]

I DON'T LIKE IT ANY MORE THAN YOU, GOD DAMMIT.

[ihateyouetc]

I MEAN OTHER THAN SOME THINGS GETTING CLEARED UP, I THINK.
IT'S PRETTY NICE CLEARING THINGS UP?
BUT OTHER THAN THAT YEAH ALL OF IT HAS BEEN PRETTY FUCKING HORRIFYING.

[ihateyouetc]

I MEAN FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE ERIDAN IS MY LUSUS.

[reanimated]

NOTHING HAS GOTTEN CLEARED UP IN ANY OF THIS, HAVE YOU GONE MAD?!

[ihateyouetc]

YOU KNOW WHAT
AGREE TO DISAGREE OK
I'M NOT FIGHTING WITH YOU ON THIS
WHO GIVES A SHIT
THE IMPORTANT THING HERE IS THIS ISN'T GOING TO LAST

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT
IF THAT GOES AWAY DOES THAT MEAN THE THING I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT GOES BACK TO BEING UNCLEAR???

[reanimated]

I'd answer that for you and give you some sage fuckin advice if the question made any sort of respectable sense! Try again Karkat, use your words.

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK OFF
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF YOU'RE SO FREAKED OUT AND FRIED IN THE PAN YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND MY PERFECTLY CLEAR QUESTION.

[reanimated]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN STONE COLD SOBER THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE ORDEAL!

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE, IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A DAY.

[reanimated]

I know, I deserve a medal.