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Why is everything in this apartment damp?

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Even Buttercup??

I did notice that when I stopped by earlier.

I hope you don't mind that, by the way. They didn't change the locks and didn't ask for the old key back, but I can stop droppin in if it's bothering your new roommate.

I don't mind.

I left some tuna for Buttercup, though obviously you can have some of it if you like. I know you get most of your own food, but I put fruit in the fridge too. You shouldn't eat everything out there- their warnings about the plantlife probably aren't all lies, yeah?

Yes, ma'am. Thank you for the fruit.

I told you not to call me ma'am! But no problem.

Do you want some rabbit? I caught an extra.

Oh, I'm not home enough for a pet, but I bet Marlene would appreciate that!

YOUR F3L1N3 34RTH COMP4N1ON T4ST3D TH3 B3ST >:]
JUST L1K3 TH3 SW33T3ST SUG4RY ST1CKY TOFF33

You.. tried to eat Buttercup?

1 JUST W4NT3D TO T4ST3 1T, NOT 34T 1T! >:O

Oh, that's fine then.

Buttercup let you try to eat him?

H3 D1DNT L1K3 1T 4T F1RST!
BUT 1M US3D TO HOW TH3Y TH1NK SO 1T ONLY TOOK 4 L1TTL3 CONV1NC1NG TH4TS 4LL

I just figured you were living in the forest.

Not that far off, but there comes a point when even I want a clean change of clothes.

You can take the girl out of the Victory Tour, huh.

I've been spoiled. It's all the skin peels since my burns.

Any fun new hallucinations in your part of the woods?

Did you go swimming?

Apparently it's my roommate. I'm not sure but I think she tried to eat Buttercup.

Which I guess would mean this dampness is

Gross.

Ugh. Why would she do that?

That's hardly the strangest thing going on in this place. I thought at first I'd entered the wrong room.

I know, but why would anyone put their mouth near Buttercup... I'd be afraid of losing my tongue.

H3H3 B3C4US3 1TS TH3 ONLY W4Y 1 C4N S33!

By eating the cat?

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