http://gundog.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2010-12-04 04:32 pm
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NEWS IN NEW MOORE DECEMBER 4TH EDITION

WHY THE FUCK WAS EVERYONE BABIES
seriously some of it was just fuckin' gross


Early last Saturday a ton of people just turned into babies.

What the fuck was with that?

Not even just babies 'cause it'd be easier to deal with 'em if all they did was throw up on shit and pitch tantrums in the middle of stores. Some of 'em were nosy little teenagers who ran off fuck knows where and once you caught 'em kept askin' stupid questions and interruptin' me when I was tryin' to write a real article to put here so I didn't get any shit started until 20 minutes ago.

Pretty sure some kid turned into a puppy.

Scientists say jack shit 'cause I haven't met any yet

Now for the damn weather.

WEATHER OUTLOOK

Great now everybody knows there's gonna be the sun, some cloud having an epiphany, the sun, and black lightning with oil rain in the next four days, anybody else gonna step up and do this?

Why'm I the only guy who gets shouldered with the shit nobody wants to write. Nobody's even gonna notice I didn't put a question mark there. I've told 'em I didn't wanna write this shit and they put me up to it anyway probably 'cause I didn't wanna write it and they think they're a fucking riot. Same guy who probably used that fucking pious cloud icon seriously.

Nobody listens. Bet I'm not even gonna get fired for this shit and it's gonna get published anyway. Why'm I even bothering using punctuation? Oh yeah, I remember! It's 'cause of whatever journalistic integrity I have left even though I'm workin' for this company sellin' bullshit to a public that doesn't give a shit about any kinda real articles.

written by Kazuhiko Yukimi
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[personal profile] shimizudan 2010-12-04 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you found a job.

[identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
IVE HAD THIS ONE

I CANT GET FIRED FROM IT
shimizudan: (8)

[personal profile] shimizudan 2010-12-04 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll find a way.

[identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I TRIED TO QUIT

WOULDNT FUCKIN LET ME

[identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
probably the nicest thing youve ever said to me tho

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[identity profile] firstindustrial.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS DOESN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING
quixotical: (and ripped with wrinkles)

[personal profile] quixotical 2010-12-04 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
huh you mean you didn't do it??

[identity profile] firstindustrial.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY WOULD IT BE ME

[identity profile] firstindustrial.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It could have easily been you.
quixotical: (and i marched the streets of birkenau)

[personal profile] quixotical 2010-12-04 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't do that weird magic stuff like you do though!!
quixotical: also for aging down (in the kingdom of spain)

[personal profile] quixotical 2010-12-04 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
or at least you say you do

[identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah thanks for tellin me

how bout you try to explain everything
quixotical: (we'll make our homes on the water)

[personal profile] quixotical 2010-12-04 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
He probably did it somehow!

[identity profile] firstindustrial.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY WOULD I TURN MYSELF INTO AN INFANT

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[identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
all that guy does is bitch and bitch and bitch about shit

hows he gonna do anything

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[identity profile] thousandlakes.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to know too.

[identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
feel like some kinda gross kid collector after that

dont even like kids

[identity profile] thousandlakes.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Better that you didn't lose them though, right?

[identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com 2010-12-04 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
kinda startin to have my doubts now...

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notvictorious: (And you may be invited-)

[personal profile] notvictorious 2010-12-05 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
What happened to editions 1-3?

[identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com 2010-12-05 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
sorry bout the confusion



startin next week we'll work backwards an bring you the 3rd
meguro: (come and join us in the trenches)

[personal profile] meguro 2010-12-06 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS WAS NOT HELPFUL
shimizudan: (8)

[personal profile] shimizudan 2010-12-06 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It cleared up a few questions I had about him, I suppose.
expositional: (where the grass is-- lime.)

[personal profile] expositional 2010-12-06 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You're.. paid to write these articles?

[identity profile] gundog.livejournal.com 2010-12-06 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah

im surprised too
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