Never fear!

[growinmushrooms]

With the advent of this marvelous and miraculous cruise, it has of course become impossible to ignore the quiet, nervous sound of a hundred lonely hearts beating in anxious hope.

For those of you who long for an aquatic getaway but are afraid your time would be plagues with restless solitude, or if you are to embarrassed to appear in such a glamorous and romantic place unescorted, The Ouran Host Club (New Moore Cadet Branch!) is here to sweep you off your feet and wash those worries away!

For the duration of the cruise, all your patient, charming, and attentive hosts and hostesses will be present and accepting customers as always! You can find your friendly Host liaisons in the ship's ballroom, planning evenings of frolic and looking forward to growing closer to you soon!

As always, we'll be waiting for you!!!

Comments

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

This is a great idea, Tamaki-kun! Does that mean everyone's required to go?

[growinmushrooms]

It's a surprise vacation for everyone!

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

It's kind of excited. Do you have something specific planned, or do I have to wait for the surprise too?

[growinmushrooms]

We'll attend every cruise event and provide sterling service! Plus, as publicity, volleyball games at the pool!!

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

How about a summer fun theme?

[growinmushrooms]

Summer fun is inevitable!

Excellent idea, Ryoji-kun! Twenty points and a gold star!

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

Really, a gold star?

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

What do I do with the points?

[growinmushrooms]

Save them up until you have enough for a prize!

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

A prize? ....What kind of prize?

[growinmushrooms]

You'll find out when you have enough points!

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

What's enough points?

((ooc: not an accidental double-post))

[growinmushrooms]

You'll find out when you have enough points!

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

Tamaaaki-kuuun!!

[growinmushrooms]

The surprise is half the fun! You wouldn't want to ruin your enjoyment of the prize you'll earn! It's like Christmas! Or a surprise dessert after dinner that tastes better because you weren't expecting it!

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

But.... how do I know if I have enough?

[growinmushrooms]

That's part of the surprise!

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

But....

[just_a_commoner]

I don't think I've ever been on a boat before. How can you tell if you're going to get seasick?

[downtorest.livejournal.com]

Maybe we can get seasick together, Haruhi-chan.

[growinmushrooms]

The smooth confidence and charm of any natural Host forbids such a possibility!