thoughtformed | (no subject)

Well if your first time on a cruise ends at the bottom of the fucking ocean, I don't blame you!

I was on a lifeboat. But I do not want to experience that again.

...Are you all right. I had heard you stayed behind.

Yeah, I'm fine! Course I'm fine, did you already forget about the incredibly sexy immortal part?

Dying is still painful.

Yeah but whatever, it makes for a great story. I saved some of the seaweed that tried to drown me, would you like it?

I do not eat seaweed.

Ugh, who does?

Japan.

Well if we're being honest with each other love, I'm not going to jump at the chance to eat something that the inventors of tentacle pornography are fond of.

...This is a good point.

I know! Glad you're alright though, shame you didn't get to enjoy the ship more. It was loads of fun.

I am a landlocked country. I am not used to large ships for extended periods.

But you're used to things pressing up on all sides of you, eh?

If you are referring to having enemies on all sides, all of whom wish to destroy my very existence, then yes. I am quite used to things pressing up on all sides of me.

Not at all what I meant but I guess that could be sexy too!

It is not a laughing matter, or funny in the slightest.

not even small ones for me!! I think Liet and i like totally died!!

We died at least twice, no thanks to someone!

Don't be snooty! i saved us

Really?! Because all I remember is the sensation of falling and then waking up to you dunking me underwater yelling at me!!

don't make it sound like I was being a jerk!!!

I was yelling at you to not drown

Thanks I guess. For throwing me in the lifeboat.

duh! I'm not the one who leaves ppl behind.

No, you're the one who throws them into a lifeboat and then drops it from a colossally tall height, shattering all their bones including their skulls in the process.

do you REALLY wanna play the 'who got beat up more' game with ME?? cause like, i always win.

I don't want to fight! You're the one who started this whole argument in the first place!

I'm not sure where this metaphor is going but I thought the facts bore repeating.

yeah like paint a creepy picture of our gruesome death at sea, thanks

All those people saw it, it's hardly news!

people saw it?!

At least thirty people saw it!!

no way!!!!

BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP

DONT INTERRUPT PEOPLE WHEN THEYRE TALKING

Maybe next time let's not cut the lines like that though.

it totally seemed like a good idea at the time!! we definitely fell faster right??

Pity the both of you did not stay dead.

nobody asked you!