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No, well, we sleep for about eight hours. It's just usually between those times.

AND YOU SLEPT THAT LONG.
AS IN YOU LAID DOWN
DIDN'T TRY TO RUN SHIT
AND PASSED THE FUCK OUT

Yeah, for the most part.

HUH
THEN I GUESS THAT'S BETTER THAN YOU WERE BEFORE

JUST KEEP DOING IT

AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO GET YOU TO DO SOMETHING DON'T FUCKING DO IT

...

Really? Anything they try to get me to do?

I guess that really means anything.

These aliens are no fun!!

Hey, that's racist!! Or... speciesist?? Either way, check it at the door, mister.

Oh, hey, no way, not you! From what I hear you are LOADS of fun

Oh my GOSH you do ONE KEG STAND and everyone never lets you forget it!!!

Does that mean anything I want to do isn't fun?

The only person I see bossing you one way or another is that guy!!

And me..

So I guess two guys.

I WAS HERE FIRST

Bossing me around to do nothing, right? He's pretty convincing. I don't know if you can beat that.

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ANYTHING.
DO NOT ACCEPT REQUESTS TO HAVE YOU DELICATELY TAKE THEIR EXTREMITIES IN YOUR OWN
GENTLY LEADING THEM ACROSS STREETS OUT OF THE WAY OF TREACHEROUS VEHICLES AND HORNS
DO NOT ASSIST ELDERLY HUMAN FEMALES
DO NOT RETRIEVE POUNCEBEASTS FROM TREES
DO NOT FUCKING GET UP AND ANSWER THE DOOR IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE ANSWERING IT
IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING, DON'T FUCKING TALK
JUST DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO DO THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE STUPIDLY GETTING INVOLVED WITH OTHER PROBLEMS WHICH PEOPLE COULD DO THEM FUCKING SELVES
IF YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT

JUST TAKE A BREAK, DAMMIT.

It's okay, I'm taking it easy.

GOOD.

MORON.

I think.

HOW THE FUCK CAN'T YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE "TAKING IT EASY"????
JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING
OH SHIT
LOOK HOW EASY THAT WAS!
IT'S ALMOST LIKE "TAKING IT EASY" IS "EASY"