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So, let me see...
If I am getting t)(is rig)(t t)(en...
I used to be fictional, now I am not??? 38O
Well, I was also going to be empress, and I was once D--EAD, but now I am not any of t)(ose t)(ings eit)(er!!!
)(e)(e)(e)( t)(is sounds so ridiculous.
But being serious for a minute )(ere!
If t)(is is really true, t)(en t)(ere must be a greater porpoise in arriving )(ere!
So to make t)(ings a little more offis)(al, I will go a)(ead and introduce myself. 38)
My name is Feferi!
And )(onestly t)(is is all R------EALLY -EXICITING glub glub glub glub!

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that shit about the dream bubbles and death is interestin though

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[ ... sdlkfhg that is the exact opposite of what she wanted to happen!!! ]

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W)(at )(appened to you, -Eridan?

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kan happened that bitch cut through me like she wwas givvin tavv a new fuckin pair a legs and they wwere mine it wwas gruesome

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KANAYA??????

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wwhy wwere you hopin it wwas your neww boyfriend

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-Eridan, please! Would you stop t)(at already?
I was )(OPING t)(at you would not get )(urt at all!

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like im supposed to fuckin believve that youre the one wwho jumped at me wwith a fistful a TRIDENT

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GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB O)( S)(IT IT IS SO ON MIST-ER. >38|
And you are t)(e one w)(o was going to lead Jack Noir to us wit)( your terrible plot to join forces wit)( )(im!
Along wit)( t)(e pointless attempts to duel Sollux!
All rig)(t in a roe!
I was s)(rimply not going to stand for suc)( bassinine attempts to sabotage our session anemonemore!

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But I never )(ad any intent to kill you, -Eridan.

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yeah and wwhat wwere you gonna do fuckin graze me get off your high seahorse empress dont say you didnt wwant me to get hurt wwhen you're the one wwho tried to skewwer me

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I am not t)(e empress!
But t)(at's beside t)(e point.
Yes, I was R-EALLY angry wit)( you for w)(at you did to Sollux.
W)(at you were potentially going to do to all of our friends.
I'm sorry -Eridan, t)(ere was not)(ing else I could )(ave done to make you listen.

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wwell obvviously it didnt fuckin wwork did it

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T)(ings were not as )(opeless as you said.

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they wwere evverythin wwas fuckin fallin apart

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T)(at is no reason to believe we s)(ould not )(ave tried!
I )(ad it on good aut)(ority t)(at everyt)(ing would be ok.

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In My Defense He Did Kill You
And The Hope For The Continuation Of Our Entire Race
And Also Me One Time

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O)( GLUUUUB so t)(at is w)(at )(appened. 38(
)(er w)(ispers did say t)(at our race was doomed to extinction...
But more importantly KANAYA )(-ELLO I am glad to see you are )(ere safely as well!
T)(ere is no need to defend yourself )(owever.
I was just R-----------EALLY surprised!!!

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nobody asked for your opinion KAN

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)(-EY watc)( your glubtrap!!!
I am )(appy to see )(er, S)(-E-ES)(. >38/

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busybody fussyfangs can take her bloated self elsewwhere wwhen wwe are talkin thats all

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Stop your douc)(ey carping!
S)(e does not )(ave to do anyt)(ing of t)(e sort.

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Well, I )(appen to t)(ink so as well!
But I am t)(e Witc)( of Life.
It's kind of my t)(ing!

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yeah im wwell awware a our titles

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)(-E)(-E sorry.