something terrible happens? POST A VIDEO ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET!!

[justforthegun.livejournal.com]

So I was right-- my entire life really is one big joke. Man, do you have any idea-- is forensics even a thing in the "real world"!? There's no way I studied my ass off for years just so I could learn it was all made up. God... doesn't this count as "cruel and unusual"!?

[Probably a familiar sight-- a newly "realized" character rants his dissheveled little head off about the predicament he's found himself in. He looks like he could go on and on, actually, but he stops short and just sighs impotently.]

Sorry... [he just barely manages to spit out that apology] I'm kind of having a bad... day. [more like year, from the looks of him, but he doesn't bother correcting it if he's thinking it]

Uh-- [awkwardly makes eye contact with the camera, tries to smile, gives half a wave, but it's all pretty forced-- to be expected, really, of anybody who's just been told their entire life was entertainment fiction] Hi, I'm Adachi, and I... [maybe murdered a couple chicks for no good reason? well... not really, right? so... no need to mention it.] ...thought I was a detective...

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[twinknife]

NO.

[justforthegun.livejournal.com]

[Oh god.]

That's my line, kid.