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[justforthegun.livejournal.com]

So I was right-- my entire life really is one big joke. Man, do you have any idea-- is forensics even a thing in the "real world"!? There's no way I studied my ass off for years just so I could learn it was all made up. God... doesn't this count as "cruel and unusual"!?

[Probably a familiar sight-- a newly "realized" character rants his dissheveled little head off about the predicament he's found himself in. He looks like he could go on and on, actually, but he stops short and just sighs impotently.]

Sorry... [he just barely manages to spit out that apology] I'm kind of having a bad... day. [more like year, from the looks of him, but he doesn't bother correcting it if he's thinking it]

Uh-- [awkwardly makes eye contact with the camera, tries to smile, gives half a wave, but it's all pretty forced-- to be expected, really, of anybody who's just been told their entire life was entertainment fiction] Hi, I'm Adachi, and I... [maybe murdered a couple chicks for no good reason? well... not really, right? so... no need to mention it.] ...thought I was a detective...

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[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Paying your dues?

I said I wouldn't go easy on you.

[justforthegun.livejournal.com]

[he almost snarls:]

Then hurry up and finish going hard on me! Don't you kids get tired of hearing your own self-righteous hero speeches!? You had the chance to finish me off-- but I guess that wasn't good enough, was it? We all wake up in a new place with a chance at a new life and what do you do? Try and play hero again any way you can. Don't make me laugh!

[expositional]

You have a prior criminal record. You can't expect us to simply ignore what you've done and allow you a second chance at life before you had finished your sentence. Fictional or not, your crimes were real to each of us at the time. Whatever recent developments are before us have not changed that.

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

Sorry, there's no "finishing" anything. No matter what you do, we're going to be there. The first time we couldn't stop it from happening, but this time we'll do everything in our power to make sure it doesn't. Self-righteous speeches and all.

I guess if you don't plan on anything then you don't have to worry.

[justforthegun.livejournal.com]

Oh, darn, there go all my plans! Y'know, the first thing I do when I get sent against my will to a new place is I make sure to get myself a new magic power and go nuts with it. But, gosh, you kids're here, ruining all my fun! [exaggerated finger snap] What ever will I do with myself now?

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

You're not helping your case.