http://justforthegun.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] justforthegun.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2011-09-12 12:27 pm
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something terrible happens? POST A VIDEO ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET!!

So I was right-- my entire life really is one big joke. Man, do you have any idea-- is forensics even a thing in the "real world"!? There's no way I studied my ass off for years just so I could learn it was all made up. God... doesn't this count as "cruel and unusual"!?

[Probably a familiar sight-- a newly "realized" character rants his dissheveled little head off about the predicament he's found himself in. He looks like he could go on and on, actually, but he stops short and just sighs impotently.]

Sorry... [he just barely manages to spit out that apology] I'm kind of having a bad... day. [more like year, from the looks of him, but he doesn't bother correcting it if he's thinking it]

Uh-- [awkwardly makes eye contact with the camera, tries to smile, gives half a wave, but it's all pretty forced-- to be expected, really, of anybody who's just been told their entire life was entertainment fiction] Hi, I'm Adachi, and I... [maybe murdered a couple chicks for no good reason? well... not really, right? so... no need to mention it.] ...thought I was a detective...
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[identity profile] justforthegun.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Fresh?

Kid, isn't that just a cannibal?

[identity profile] hammertime.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Oh! I didn't mean it like that. I mean, he just drinks blood. But not from people. It freaks him out.

[identity profile] hammertime.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
He's definitely a vampire, though. I was there when he turned.

[identity profile] hammertime.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
In fact it's, uhh, kind of my fault...

[identity profile] justforthegun.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, you sound like you've got a story to tell. And here I was thinking this "real world" would be a real snooze.

So what'd you do? Routine paranormal vampire investigation go wrong?

[identity profile] hammertime.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Yeah, they told me everything I've been through was just a story someone drew up. I'm not sure if I believe them, but the way I see it, those things still happened to me either way. It might not be real to a bunch of doctors, but it's real to me!

[identity profile] hammertime.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyway, I was kiiind of supposed to get a vampire out of Connie's house. That's my friend. You know, the vampire? And she said she'd leave if I freed her. I mean, from her bat form. She was stuck that way.

( Of course, Hanna is assuming this is all normal. Adachi is totally used to vampires where he's from. )

[identity profile] hammertime.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeeeah, it wasn't until after I did all that when she told me she'd been camping out in Connie's house because she was hungry.

[identity profile] hammertime.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
We tried to stop her! We just didn't get there in time. She was stupid fast.

[identity profile] hammertime.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
( Siiigh. )

I'm surprised he doesn't hate me for that. Or maybe he does and he's just not telling me. He's like that. He's good guys.
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