second snark.

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This marker game is by far the most inane thing I've heard of since ... actually, I'm trying to think of an adequate comparison, and so far, nothing is coming to mind. Not even that stupid high school field trip to the paintball range. I'd like to know whose brilliant idea it was to sign me up for this damn thing in the first place.

... Who the hell is Jade, anyway?

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Yes, whoever Jade is, she is my assigned target. But I'm not playing this game because it's stupid. Also because it would require making an effort, and that goes against my strict no-effort policy toward life.

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Jade )(as a )(abit of freaking out sometimes over absurd t)(ings.
But I find t)(is is kind of a normal a normal )(uman trait.
Anyway!
So you are not even going to TRY before you are inevitably marked out????

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Nope. I am firm in my commitment to not caring about this dumb game.

whoops forgot her peasantification your highness

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Such a fishstick in the mud.

/i/ don't mind it, but daria's a crankypants :c

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That's what I was voted in high school, junior and senior year.

she's the best crankypants ///

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[ okay that made her legit giggle out loud. ]

Perhaps you should try NEW things while you are here!
Like not being a fishstick and stretching those human legs of yours. 38)

n__n

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I'm pretty satisfied with my "human legs" in their current, unstretched form.

fef can't stop while she's ahead nope

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Oh glub, fine.
What are some things that you LIKE to do, then?
Besides watching your absurd television shows.

oh fef <3

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Well, let's see. I'd have to say that reading my absurd human books is also pretty high on that list, along with eating my absurd human foods and taking my absurd human naps from time to time.

Re: oh fef <3

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Is that all?
Hmmmm.

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I am an absurdly simple creature.

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Yes, I gathered as much!
Maybe you would like to take an absurd human swim with me sometime then!
If that will not offend your delicate absurd human sensibilities. 38)
Hehehehe.

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Um ... chlorine gives me a rash. But thanks anyway.

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Chlorine? 38?

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You know ... the chemical they put in pools to kill the germs off all fifty million people hopping in and out of the water? And to potentially dissolve the hair right off your head.

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Blech! That sounds glubbing awful. 38(
I would not blame you if you did not want to go in that case.
However, I am thankfully not referring to any of those pools, silly!
I'm talking about THE OCEAN!

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Um. The ocean as in the large body of water full of fish and a variety of dangerous other sea creatures?

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Oh do not be so melodramatic!
The dangerous creatures live in places too deep for you to reach. 38)
The shallows are perfectly safe!
I have already checked them personally, of course.

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Um ... knowing my luck, they'd make a special exception, just for me.