second snark.

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This marker game is by far the most inane thing I've heard of since ... actually, I'm trying to think of an adequate comparison, and so far, nothing is coming to mind. Not even that stupid high school field trip to the paintball range. I'd like to know whose brilliant idea it was to sign me up for this damn thing in the first place.

... Who the hell is Jade, anyway?

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D --> Hello

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... Hello.

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D --> Do not flatter yourself to think I am willingly speaking to such a 100d human

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D --> This slip of paper has your name on it

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D --> I feel it is of e%treme importance to warn you

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D --> I am coming for you

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Do you have some sort of syndrome that makes you keep typing the same letter at the start of every sentence?

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D --> You will respect my noble bow and arrow

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D --> That is an order

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... Nope. You're not the boss of me.

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D --> How impudent

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D --> Such nerve

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D --> Perhaps you will be a worthy target

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Do you have some sort of weird Cupid fetish?

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D --> What

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D --> No

[splashes]

Of course it is not going to be any fun if you do not try, dummy!

[splashes]

Is this to say that Jade is your target??

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Yes, whoever Jade is, she is my assigned target. But I'm not playing this game because it's stupid. Also because it would require making an effort, and that goes against my strict no-effort policy toward life.

[splashes]

Jade )(as a )(abit of freaking out sometimes over absurd t)(ings.
But I find t)(is is kind of a normal a normal )(uman trait.
Anyway!
So you are not even going to TRY before you are inevitably marked out????

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Nope. I am firm in my commitment to not caring about this dumb game.

whoops forgot her peasantification your highness

[splashes]

Such a fishstick in the mud.

/i/ don't mind it, but daria's a crankypants :c

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That's what I was voted in high school, junior and senior year.

she's the best crankypants ///

[splashes]

[ okay that made her legit giggle out loud. ]

Perhaps you should try NEW things while you are here!
Like not being a fishstick and stretching those human legs of yours. 38)

n__n

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I'm pretty satisfied with my "human legs" in their current, unstretched form.